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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:43 PM
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Someone at work keeps lowering my chair!
I need it up this tall you cretins! Geez! Get your own frigging chairs!!!!

:rant:
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JimGinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:46 PM
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1. Maybe Your Ass Is Shrinking


:shrug:


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panhead1961 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:49 PM
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2. Mechanical Failure?
Somehow my FAT ASS has been forcing my chiar to a new low daily. It must be my co-workers or maybe the piston is leaking air yeah thats it.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:51 PM
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3. This is when I come in...
I sit down and my chair is so low that I have to reach up to get at my keyboard. Stupid tall people and their stupid long legs and arms :grr:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:56 PM
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4. you tell 'em
maybe you could switch out your chair with an unused one when you leave each day?
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:58 PM
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6. Hey! Who are you callin' "stupid"?
Or is this that Irish "Napoleon complex" that seems to be all the rage? :rofl: :hi:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:13 PM
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8. Are you casting asparagus on Napoleon?
:P
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:16 PM
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10. Hey.....
as long as you NEVER say to me "On St.Patti's Day, EVERYBODY is Irish", you're good in my book.

Otherwise, I will step on you. :P
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:17 PM
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11. it certainly sounds like it to me
are you going to let that stand?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:57 PM
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5. And that chair tutches yur...
Oh never mind.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 12:58 PM
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7. "I need it up this tall"
Uh huh. Size is important.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:14 PM
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9. I like to lower one arm of the chair just a little and then raise the other just a little.
So it loooks like there is nothing wrong but when they sit down it makes them feel off kilter.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:55 PM
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12. It was me.
:evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:56 PM
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13. It's probably so they can get a better view of the
mcctatas :hide: :D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 01:57 PM
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14. This reminds me of that 'MASH' episode
wherein Hawkeye and B.J. switched Winchester's pants for a pair several sizes too large. Winchester, fearing an unhealthy weight loss, began eating like the proverbial horse. After about a month of that, they switched the pants for some much too small, and Winchester responded by starting an exercise regimen to lose his new "spare tire."

As Chaahles exited the Swamp to go for a run, Hawkeye asked B.J., "What's next?"

"Starting tomorrow... he gets taller."



:D



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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-09 02:05 PM
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15. Don't give oshyposhy any ideas...
she is a whiz with a needle and thread and could torture me forever if she so chose! :crazy:
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