Has anyone here had an erotic dream about a politician?

[eeyore]

My wife has had a few about Clinton. I never have, but given my choices with famous women politicians, I feel somehow relieved. Extra credit for anyone who's had one about a member of the current White House administratrion. Anyone who's had one about Rummy needs therapy.

[corporatewhore]

1. I had a Dream where i was heavilly making out w/gore it is weird cause i

am a lefty

[Stephanie]

23. I did too!

In a car.

[DenverDem]

2. Does Cicciolina count?

She's Italian and hot.

[mitchum]

5. Great (and dirty) minds!

[eeyore]

6. sure...

i'd forgotten all about her.

just found a great quote from her, too.....

"My breasts have never done anyone any harm, while bin Laden's war has caused thousands of victims." -- October 2002

[mitchum]

3. Cicciolina...

but it was before she ran for office

[Jim Sagle]

4. Mary Landrieu.

:9

[eeyore]

8. wow...

she looks like she's in high school...don't think i've ever seen her before.

[saltpoint]

7. Yup. I had a dream once about the former --

-- mayor of Tampa -- Sandy What's-Her-Name -- and an all-male chapter of the Czech Underground in Prague.

Jesus it was good.

[eeyore]

9. holy cow!

that sounds like a scene from a woody allen movie. hopefully not quite so awkward as that!

[saltpoint]

16. You're right -- it wasn't awkward at all. But on the --

-- other hand, our soundtrack wasn't as good.

[alittlelark]

10. My guess is that a number of RWers have had them about Clinton

about Clinton or other males......and that is why they are so rabidly anti-homosexual. The more confused you are, the more you hate 'em.
As a female, I can say that the only sexual dream I had involving a politician was a WIERD Dream about Apodaca(NMgov. 1970's) where he was wearing a nun's habit and flipping fry bread at the state fair. It was sexual because he was obscenely kissing each piece of fry bread that came out.

[eeyore]

12. fantastic!

you win the william burroughs prize for surreality.

[leftofthedial]

11. no, but

I once woke up at 3 in the morning and wrote a very sarcastic love song to Ari Fleischer.

[jean]

13. No. Rumsfeld did serve a stint as a "sex adviser" for Esquire magazine

a while ago. Here are a few of his q & a's:

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My friend told me you can't get pregnant if you have sex in a hot tub. Is that true? —Diane Macdonald, Sioux City, Iowa

Secretary Rumsfeld: There is an awful lot of misinformation out there. Diane, the reality is that you can get pregnant if you have sex in a hot tub. Are hot tubs fun? Yes. Do hot tubs make you want to have sex? You bet. But anybody who believes that you can't get pregnant is simply uninformed, misinformed, or poorly informed, and does not belong in a hot tub.

...snip...

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My wife and I are happily married, but the spark seems to have gone out of our sex life. How can we spice it up? —Harry Blumenthal, Bakersfield, California

Secretary Rumsfeld: There's no great mystery here, Harry. It can't be that hard to understand. You get in there, you do your job, you develop an exit strategy, and you get the heck out of there. That's the way sex works. Why does everything have to be so difficult?



Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My wife wants me to talk dirty when we make love, but I've never been able to do it. Any advice? —Joel Brennan, Syracuse, New York

Secretary Rumsfeld: Listen, anybody that can talk clean can talk dirty. Dirty talk is just like normal talk, except dirty. Your wife wants dirty talk, so give her dirty talk. Something like, "Those breasts are first-rate," or "I am going to give you a darned good orgasm," or, if she likes the rough stuff, "I'll tell you this, I am about to give you the business and I don't want to hear any guff about it."




Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: If you have sex in a hot tub, can you get pregnant? —Molly Chaplan, Toledo, Ohio

Secretary Rumsfeld: Good gosh. Okay, yes, yes, you can get pregnant from having sex in a hot tub. In fact, you can't not get pregnant from having sex in a hot tub, nor can you get pregnant without having sex in a hot tub. I hope I've answered your question, Molly.

...snip...

- by Stephen Sherrill, Esquire magazine

http://www.keepmedia.com/Search.do?refinePubTypeID=101&criteria=Sex+Tips+from+Donald+Rumsfeld&x=42&y=6

[eeyore]

15. yikes!

....if she likes the rough stuff, "I'll tell you this, I am about to give you the business and I don't want to hear any guff about it."

don't know about you, but that would get me 'ret to go!

[Catherine Vincent]

14. Yes. Bill Clinton.

But I won't give the details.

[Robb]

17. Oddly enough, my local Town Council member.

Less oddly, she's my wife. ;)

[eeyore]

18. no fair!

:P

[jus_the_facts]

19. I had several about Bill Clinton....

....and yeah I made Monica look like an AMATURE! :o

[eeyore]

21. damn!

i'm not going anywhere near that!

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[jus_the_facts]

22. Why does good head scare ya?

:evilgrin:

[Shakespeare]

20. My sister once dreamed she was in bed with Jesse Jackson

They were sitting up and talking, and he kept reaching over and touching her breasts (and each time, she'd say "stop it!").

She interpreted the dream as meaning she has unresolved political issues. :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

24. Bob Dole used to have difficulty satisfying Liddy Dole.

Now Bob Dole's on Viagra. The missus ran off to the Senate because of my priapic ways. Now Bob Dole is all alone.

You got a purty mouth.

[terrya]

25. Um, er. John Edwards is VERY cute. And let's leave it at that.

My, um, "thoughts" about him should be kept private.

:-)

Terry

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. Erm, well Bill C. flirted with me in a dream once

But that's it. There were no cigars.

[dolo amber]

27. Does it have to be a dream

or do just outright filthy thoughts about a certain senator from Wisconsin count? :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

28. EVERYBODY has filthy thoughts about Russ.

Seems nobody else has been subjected to my "Senator Paul Simon has been a bad widdle baby" dream.

[Whitacre D_WI]

29. Come on, people! Stephanie Herseth!

[shimmergal]

30. Yes, Bill Clinton.

It was nice!

However when I got introduced to Hillary, I felt distinctly uncomfortable, wondering "Does she suspect?"

My two friends (real-life; one a liberal and one a Perot supporter) said: Aha! No bimbo connection.