Tonight I drink GIN.

[leeroysphitz]

The wife is out of town the children are with her. I'm bored and lonely. I have a fifth of Gilbeys (I know, I know..) in the freezer and some extra dry vermouth in the fridge.

I wonder if I'll still have an account here come tomorrow morning. :evilgrin:;;

[trof]

1. FIGHTIN' WHISKEY!

Oh yeah.
If you keep the gin in the freezer, you sure as hell know what you're doin'.
Cheers!
:toast:

[leeroysphitz]

2. LOL.

:toast:

[Shell Beau]

3. Gin will make you sin! Watch out!

:P

[leeroysphitz]

4. Gin starts with "g" and that rhymes with "T" and that stands for... TROUBLE.

[Xipe Totec]

5. Vodka and Pinesol

as good as the best Gin, and cheaper...

:evilgrin:

[leeroysphitz]

13. Probably less poisonous too...

[kayakjohnny]

6. And tomorrow you click on My DU and go, "Oh crap!"

[leeroysphitz]

7. If they'll still let me...

[kayakjohnny]

8. You'll be fine. Look at the killer support group you've got going.

Besides, we can all vouch for you if this gets out of hand.

"Oh, he cleared his intentions with us", we'd all say to the judge. Errr....mods. "He just got in a little over his head and surely meant no harm." We could all sign a petition, swearing on your good character.

"Just reinstate him this once, and I'm sure you'll have no more of these shenanigans and hooliganism".

"Can't you see, he's suffering enough right now with that MASSIVE HANGOVER?...I mean, just look at him, for god's sake".

[kentauros]

9. Well, you'll want to make sure it comes from this kind of bottle:

:D

[kayakjohnny]

10. Jeannie!!!!

[Deep13]

11. I got a fifth of Chivas Regal for Christmas.

That's what Ted Kennedy drinks.

[leeroysphitz]

12. Er ahh I love, er ahh Chevas. Now wher did I put that health care refahm bill?