i just caught the bag boy staring down my shirt at the piggly wiggly

[Ava]

his response: "i like your shirt. i like the color purple."

yeah right perv :rofl:

i gave him the stink eye and then carried my own damn bags.. i carried them up to the counter myself, so i was sure i could handle carrying them to the car :P

[skygazer]

1. He was no doubt concerned that you were shoplifting

And was checking for.... contraband. :P

[Ava]

2. ha, yes.. i'm sure that's it

:rofl:

serioulsy though, no response would be better than "i like the color purple" :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Ava!

Well, you have to give him this: he does have some good taste!

Perv is right, lol!

I think you're ready for college, that I do!

:fistbump:

[Ava]

4. i'm sure i'm ready for college

i'll carry my own bags there too ;) :P

[mike_c]

5. I can confirm that that line doesn't work...

...for red, either.

:hide:

[Ava]

6. ha! i'm sure it would for yellow though

:rofl:

[trof]

7. It may or may not have looked like I was staring down your shirt.

At some point in time.
But I wasn't.
No matter what it looked like I was doing.
I had merely cast my eyes down for an instant.
And I wasn't staring.
It was more of a 'glance'.
And there was only a glimmer of whatever I glanced at.
Actually, I think you were wearing a turtleneck at the time.
And I had just come from the optometrist who had dilated my eyes and so I couldn't see anything anyway.
So there.

[Ava]

8. kind of like the "i was reading your shirt" response

even when there are no words on the shirt :P

[trof]

52. He was reading the label in the back?

How far were you leaning over?
:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

9. What? No way? That is insane.

What the hec was he thinking?!?

:yoiks:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun -- ya don't stare at it!"

"It's too risky! You get a sense of it and you look away!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGqPencrJQ

[SoxFan]

11. The proper word is "pev"

And now you've probably traumatized the poor kid for the foreseeable future!

Fortunately, I've never done this, at least while sober.

[Ava]

25. i have not traumatized him!

sheesh.. all i did was make sure that he knew that i saw him being a little perv :rofl:

[SoxFan]

51. "PEV!" He was being a little PEV!

This is the Lounge, damn it, show some class!

[Inchworm]

12. New off the wall response

I think you can now say that you've been googled.

:hide:

[Ava]

26. har har.. you're punny

:P

[graywarrior]

13. Sex magnet.

[Ava]

24. now that's hilarious

especially considering that i'm somewhat of a prude compared to other females my age :rofl:

[graywarrior]

37. That's what makes magnets sexy

[Ava]

45. weirdo

:rofl:

[flvegan]

14. Men are pigs.

Never catch me doing something like that.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

17. That is completely unfair to pigs.

And you are completely and utterly full of shit.

[CreekDog]

22. Keyword: "Catch"

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

34. Might catch me glancing...

but I'm hardly ever caught in the act of drooling.

[foxfeet]

15. The headline alone is a country-western song in the making.

[Ava]

27. LOL!

:spray:

[LisaL]

32. She caught him staring down her shirt, but he said he likes the color

"purple."
:rofl:

[Ava]

33. my shirt is purple

apparently he thinks that it wasn't obvious that he was staring down my shirt not at it :rofl:

[crimsonblue]

16. And?

What's so wrong for a guy to look at a girl's breasts? Are we supposed to act like they aren't there? If you don't want gawkers, don't let the twins play in fresh air. :P

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

18. What- ya couldn't give him even a LITTLE showtime?

Jeez, you're no fun at all. :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

19. I'd have been surprised if he didn't stare down your shirt

I mean, the guy is working at a place called Piggly Wiggly, he has to take what few perks he has when he can get them...

[Chan790]

20. Isn't that the truth...

When I worked at Starbucks and occasionally getting a short-story published, I used that as the same explanation for why I was dating my way through the undergraduate creative writing programs of CCSU and Quinnipiac.

[Ava]

30. i'm sure that the small town bored out of their minds housewives entertain them

:P

[RFKHumphreyObama]

21. At least you stood up for yourself and didn't let him get away with it

:yourock: Ava

[kwassa]

23. You have a piggly wiggly in your shirt?

What exactly would that be, and why was he staring at it?

And if men can't be pigs about the piggly wiggly, what can they be pigs about?

[DarkTirade]

28. Well there's your problem right there...

You're shopping at a place called 'piggly wiggly'. :P

[Ava]

31. the piggly wiggly is the cheapest place around!

and it's either that or walmart

[Danger Mouse]

29. piggly wiggle...i just can't get over that name. piggly wiggly.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

78. It makes me want to giggle like a schoolchild.

[wartrace]

35. I can't judge him unless I were in his shoes. A picture would do;) n/t

[MilesColtrane]

36. That young man was just concerned that you might be smuggling raisins.

[SarahB]

38. I had a supermarket cashier hit on me in front of my husband last week.

I was tempted to say, "Do you want my DAUGHTER'S number? She's a bit closer to your age." (he had to be somewhere between 16-19)

[Chan790]

41. Yeah, I'm sorry about that...

and I'm older than I look. Totally and I thought that dude was your brother or a cuz or sumthin'. I come with fringe benefits, I get an employee discount on non-food items...just think of the mad-loot you could save on plastic wrap, paper towels and garbage bags. :P

:hide:

[SarahB]

43. You work at the Vernon, CT Price Chopper?

For a grocery discount, I'll take it. :evilgrin:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

39. Looking at an attractive

woman, and her breasts if you can get away with it, is hardly perverted. I mean, you were there, you breasts were there, he was there, it just seemed the thing to do.......... :)

[HEyHEY]

40. Nice save on his part

[Ava]

46. oh yeah.. he was smooth like butta

:rofl:

[Dystopian]

42. Good for you, Ava!

I would have done the same thing if I was young and wearing a purple shirt.
Even old and wearing a purple shirt.
I think I would have...this has never happened to me. Ever. :o


peace~

[clyrc]

44. Where I live, men and women both openly stare at my chest

When I first moved here, I was constantly checking my shirt to see if it was stained or something. I had a woman doctor who might have looked me in the eyes a few times, mostly her eyes were lower. I'm not really even that big, but for some reason people here seem to find my, um, shirt front fascinating.

[Skittles]

47. I get that too, which is why I NEVER tuck in a shirt

I'm not big but there is a 12 inch difference between top and waist :D

[pokerfan]

62. Google Calculator to the rescue!

[kentauros]

48. Nice jugs

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8365377#8365507 :P

The only thing I want to find at the Piggly Wiggly is the knock-off Dr Pepper they supposedly sell called "Mr. Pig" :rofl:

[texanwitch]

49. Maybe he wasn't.

Today I was at a large chain food store, checking out.

While I was waiting in line, I noticed about 100 balloons with 2009 on them floating at the ceiling.

The balloons had really long pieces of ribbon attached so one could take one of the balloons from the floor.

I just stood and was looking at the balloons, wishing I had my camera with me.

All of sudden a clerk who was working near by asked me why I was looking at her.

I wasn't looking at her but the 100 or so balloons hanging from the ceiling with about 25 feet of ribbon hanging from them.

So maybe he just liked your shirt.

[EFerrari]

50. When you're old and full of sleep

you'll remember the nice boy that lied about your purple shirt. :)

[Symarip]

53. This thread is useless without pics (nt)

[sakabatou]

56. ..

:spank:

[Bucky]

76. purple shirt

[Road Scholar]

54. May I ask you ladies a question?

Picture this:
The Piggly Wiggly customer, A beautiful young lady, low-cut blouse,bra-less, nipples pointing straight toward heaven.One sixteen year old,pimply faced bag-boy (hormones kicking his ass 24/7) His eyes stuck, can't look away. The customer yelling "look away Perv! What are you looking at? Help! Call the manager, Help! I demand you remove this pervert"
What's a young man to do? Have his eyes removed? Apologize for being stuck in low gear? What? It happens every day almost everywhere.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :wow: :wow:

[redqueen]

57. "Can't" look away?

Really?

It's like the sun... glance and look away.

Any boy over 12 should know this.

[Bucky]

77. You just don't understand 12 year old boys

on edit: "boys over the age of 12"

on edit: "boys aged 12-93"

Good god, woman, we're talking about boobies here! You don't go to the Louvre to look at the frames.

[redqueen]

80. What is the Louvre analagous to here? A strip club?

Playboy?

We're not talking about a gallery where boobs are on display. We're talking about regular life.

I stand by my original answer - glance, and look away. It's only common sense / decency. :)

[Iggo]

90. I think maybe it's analogous to the shirt.

See the shirt frames the...well, you know.

[sakabatou]

55. Heheh

[SoxFan]

58. I think this is sweet and romantic

[Ava]

61. that picture is two years old

and eww :rofl:

[Road Scholar]

59. Remember Flip Wilson?

In one of his skits, he said this whole sin thing was Eve's fault. If she jiggled that fig leaf just one more time, Adam would have been willing to eat a brick.:shrug: :shrug: :banghead: :banghead: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :hide: :popcorn:

[seemunkee]

63. The devil made me do it.

[MineralMan]

60. Lady, I promise I'll never do that again...

Just don't look at me that way...please!

[regnaD kciN]

64. To quote from the greatest television program ever...

...i.e. Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Anya: I know you find me attractive. I've seen you staring at my breasts.

Xander: I really don't want to disappoint you, but when a guy does that, it generally only means his eyes are open.

:rofl:

[Hawkeye-X]

65. When I met you in Racine's last August..

I couldn't help but see how much you've grown from a gawky 15 year old who made national headlines with "Peace Takes A Courage" video. Yeah, at that time you were still 17 but now you've hit the 'fine line' and now aren't jailbait, I can dream!

/me hides and runs away :)

Hawkeye-X

[BarenakedLady]

66. I can't remember the last time a boy looked down my shirt.

:P

[Chan790]

67. It's difficult to look down a BarenakedLady's shirt...

jus' sayin'. :P

ETA: Well nigh impossible, it is.

[BarenakedLady]

68. Lol.

Good point.

;)

[DarkTirade]

88. That's 'cause you keep coming into my store when I'm not working...

:P

[HughBeaumont]

69. Piggly Wiggly . . . sorry, that name is just hilarious to us Northern people . . .

Was "Let's Get it On" playing on the Muzak?

Because that would have super sucked instead of just merely sucking . . .

[Beer Snob-50]

70. this reminds me of a scene in that unforgetable movie "role model"

when one of the lead actors (shows first how unforgetable it was as i cannot think of the guys name or the role he played. btw i use the term actor loosely) taught the kid he was mentoring the fine act of checking out a womens breast. he said the kid must learn to never get caught.

next time you go to the piggly wiggly, tell the kid to go check out the movie.

[peekaloo]

71. so long as he didn't ask "paper or plastic" while staring.........

:hide:

[sarge43]

72. Well, next time do a Mae West

Look down and say something like "Are you glad to see me or is that just produce you're packing?"

Guys check out the puppies; it's what they do. Getting upset about it is the same as getting mad about the weather. It's a waste of time. As long as he isn't a creep about it, BFD.

[unpossibles]

73. a hint: guys are seldom (never?) as sly or as covert as we think we are

and sadly, that might not change much as they get older.



Sorry.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

74. I guess you made his piggly wiggly.

:hide:

[Bucky]

75. Proper response: "Sorry, ma'am, I was only staring at your piggly wiggly"

But seriously, they don't call them bag boys for nuthin

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

79. Get used to it, friend.

Us guys... we like the breasts and will go towards them even at our own risk. Kind of like a moth to a flame.

[Haole Girl]

81. You may be ready for one of these t-shirts:

:rofl:

[jobycom]

82. I once got "busted" for staring at a woman's necklace.

I was a teenager, and this woman next to me had a necklace that I thought was shaped like a pair of kidneys. Seemed like the weirdest thing, and I was trying to figure out if it was some type of medical tag for kidney disease (hey, I was sixteen, give me a break!) or was some strange fad I didn't know about (I mean, people put alligators on dress shirts, so it didn't seem too odd). Finally she busts me, barking out "What are you staring at?" and pulling up on her neckline--which wasn't low in the first place. I turned bright red, stammered, started sweating, and explained to her and everyone else who had turned to look that I was trying to figure out why she was wearing a necklace pendant shaped like kidneys.

Her expression changed to one of confusion, then she reached down, pulled her necklace up, tried to look at it--the chain was too short--then felt it and laughed. "They're tennis shoes!" she said. And that made no more sense than kidneys, but was at least less freaky.

You tend to remember things that embarrass you that badly at sixteen.

[krispos42]

83. Don't worry about him, he'll get better at it as time goes on

Men can generally do that without getting caught.

Trust me, your cleavage is being constantly looked at by men around you, you just aren't catching them in the act.

We can't help looking, but at least we only move our eyeballs and keep our jaws from drooping! :-)

[frogmarch]

84. Maybe he didn't know he was.

I used to stare at guys' crotches all the time when I was a teenager, even though I wasn't at all curious about them. When I realized what I was doing (a guy I was talking to checked his zipper and said, "What? Is my fly open or something?") I trained myself to stop.

[5thGenDemocrat]

85. Back in my prime

I would've told you I liked whatever color your bra is.
John
Which probably has something to do with why I've been divorced three times.

[sarge43]

86. Like father, like son.

Hey kiddo.

[5thGenDemocrat]

87. Hey Sarge

Happy new year. Much love.
John
I'll be checking in over the next few days. Say hi to Jim.

[Iggo]

89. Alright, Ava!

Still knockin 'em dead, eh?

Good on ya!