I need help, my outrage center is malfunctioning...

[mcctatas]

I have lost the ability to become instantly outraged by things, my knee jerk responses have slowed to a snails pace, my righteous indignation deployment system refuses to engage and I have not made a sweeping generalization in weeks! Is there any hope for me?

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Stop thinking and start drinking

works every time.


:rofl:

[dawgmom]

2. Have you checked your lividity levels?

Those might be a little low. That could explain it.
Also, have you been beside yourself lately? Sometimes when that happens, the other you becomes completely detached, leaving behind the half of you that just doesn't give a shit.

[Dr. Strange]

3. No hope, whatsoever.

People like you are the problem with this country. You are nine hundred twenty-seven billion times more evil than Hitler. And your choice of dish detergent is the source of hunger in most of the Third World.

[mcctatas]

6. Wow...

even dissing my dishsoap didn't set me off, I am BROKEN! :cry:

:P

[NJmaverick]

4. There is always the audacity of hope

:hi:

[mcctatas]

7. But that takes sooooo much energy and stuff...

blind outrage is so much less taxing :P

[TZ]

5. How about...

I adopt you into my family. Trust me...you wouldn't have a problem with that anymore..:eyes:

[TreasonousBastard]

8. No hope-- it happens to all of us. Sounds like...

you're just accepting adulthood.

[mcctatas]

10. noooooooooooooo

anything but that :scared:

[flvegan]

9. Your outrage center is obviously Windows based.

[NJmaverick]

11. Did you try rebooting?

[krispos42]

12. You probably flooded it

Try to start your outrage center without stepping on or pumping the gas, and push the choke off. Turn it over for a few seconds to clear out the cylinders, then give it a little bit of choke, turn the ignition key, and slowly pump the gas pedal once every couple of seconds.

Some people's outrage centers have direct-injection of righteous indignation. No more carburators. But what do you expect from an outrage center that's over 30 years old???



:-)

[mcctatas]

13. It's hopeless...

not even the reference to my aged outrage center (which is contained in my aged body) has made me outraged, I guess I will have to become all full of sweetness and light or some equally heinous shit like that :P

[krispos42]

16. My outrage center is the same age as yours is!

Although not nearly as well-maintained. :P


And you're sweetness and light on here, so that's good enough for me!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. Let's try some shock therapy:

[mcctatas]

15. nope....

of course she looks almost human and grandmotherly in that picture

[rambler_american]

17. OMG!

My eyes. It burns. The goggles do nothing!

:cry:

[JVS]

18. You need some GD:P outrage rehabilitation

[mcctatas]

19. I'm kinda hungover...

I bet anything could do it at this point!

[flvegan]

20. Did you get boxed pretty hard last night?

:popcorn:

[mcctatas]

21. Incredibly hard...

and surprisingly fast! :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

22. That's what happens when you use such a huge goblet.

[oshyposhy]

27. was this after I left?

where did you get boxed?

[mcctatas]

28. I got boxed at the bar..

but didn't get "boxed" at all at all

[oshyposhy]

29. me neither

I was brought home and tossed aside.

[mcctatas]

30. I ice-skated home and tossed my cookies....

and then fell asleep on the floor, my back is killing me now!

[SoxFan]

23. Oh, just go over to GD and GDP

RICK WARREN TO LEAD ISRAELI FORCES INTO GAZA IN EFFORT TO STOP CAROLINE KENNEDY FROM SEATING ROLAND BURRIS!!! OMG!!! AAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!

[billyskank]

24. It'll pass. I recommend enjoying being chilled out while it lasts.

You'll be back to normal within no time!

[Reverend_Smitty]

25. I think you need to CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1

That may bring back some of the old fire :P

[graywarrior]

26. Trydriving through the tolls booths from NH to MA today

Unfuckingbelievable!