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JimGinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 01:55 AM
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How Many Psychiatrists Does It Take To Screw In A Light bulb?
:shrug:

























Only one, but it'll take some time, be expensive and the bulb has to be ready to change.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 01:56 AM
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1. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The light bulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution.

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 02:10 AM
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4. In Soviet Russia...










Eh, you've heard it.



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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 01:58 AM
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2. I'd assume just two, but it would have to be a pretty big bulb for them to screw inside of, eh.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 11:54 AM
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7. Here you go.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 01:59 AM
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3. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but they are really all one :P
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 02:22 AM
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5. You know, that works better if you ask "how many psychiatrists does it take
to change a light bulb?". Then the "the bulb has to be ready to change" thing makes more sense.

Yeah. I'm great fun at parties.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 11:47 AM
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6. Why do you ask that question?
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