Holy shit. I just dug up an article that's a couple of years old concerning Two and a Half Men...

[Zavulon]

...and although I knew the people at World Net Daily are bat-shit crazy, this is beyond belief.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53351

I just saw this episode on my DVR, thought the opening scene was hilarious, but couldn't remember all of the words to Charlie's song after the episode was done, so I googled it and stumbled on to this bit of assclownery.

Unfuckingbelievable.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. hahahahaha

thats amazing.

[Zavulon]

2. You'd think that they've never watched the show.

That song is exactly what you'd expect from Charlie Harper, that's the whole point. Holy fuck.

[GinaMaria]

5. exactly

the writers got that right, exactly right for the character. It's not like they had Jake singing it.

[GinaMaria]

3. OMG! That is hilarious

That show is so well written. The character development was so thorough. Both brothers' behavior is influenced by their horrible but oh so hilarious mother. episode by episode a little more gets peeled back. The only one who has it right is Jake. He doesn't seem drawn to the extremes that his father and uncle are. They contrast and showcase each other very well. Very smart.

I wasn't sure which song you were referring to. The Charlie Waffles episode is priceless and I've gotten a few of those little songs stuck in my head.

[flvegan]

6. I drink from a sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup

[GinaMaria]

18. cuz I'm a big kid now

Who cut the cheese? pppttttthhhh who cut the cheese?

(I hate it when this plays in my head during work meetings. I end up looking like a smirking fool)

[flvegan]

4. Joy to the world,

WorldNetDaily

Has a stick, crammed up, it's ass...

[Zavulon]

7. I know, but

I've never seen it this bad. And the Republicans are honestly wondering why they're losing elections.

I haven't been this amazed since I saw a close-up card trick done by David Blaine.

[Initech]

8. These people have never heard of the concept of "irony" or "parody".

[Zavulon]

9. Or "common sense." (NT)

[krispos42]

10. Well, it's not as bad as the "h- h- h- homo-SECKSSSSS-ual" TeleTubbie freak-out

Still, sometimes I'm surprised these people have any bowel movements at all. :eyes:



Remind me to invest in MetaMucil and Raisin Bran.

[BrklynLiberal]

13. When I hear or read this stupidity I always think of the poor purple TeleTubby

Tinky Winky, who got excoriated cause he carried a purse..and OMIGAWD!! Didn't you know that purple is the "gay" color?
Those people are so disturbed..REALLY!!

[MountainLaurel]

20. My favorite quote on that

"Ironically, guys like Jerry Falwell insist on interpreting the Good Book very literally. But put them in front of Teletubbies, and suddenly they become masters of subtext, cultural analysis, and innuendo. Go figure."

From a book called "Kiss My Tiara," by Susan Jane Gilman

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'Why have attacks on Christians and Christianity become so commonplace and even acceptable?

No other group of people tolerates such treatment. I think it's time for a Christian anti-defamation league."



Charlie Parker celebrates getting his rocks off = XIANITY H4XXØRZ!!!11



:nopity:

[hippywife]

21. I just copied that

and was getting ready to paste it here. What a load of stinking bullshit that is.

[Lucian]

12. Jesus fucking christ.

Those lyrics are tame. What are they getting their underwear in a bunch over? Are those xtian assholes jealous because they aren't getting laid? I think that's what it is.

[BrklynLiberal]

14. Every episode is classic....and each character is perfect!!! The maid,

Conchetta Farrell...makes me laugh so hard that I cry.

[WCGreen]

19. It's the best sit com on the tube right now...

Really it's the only one. Most of the rest are just crappy. Well, Big Band is pretty good...

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Bwah! It's on right now!

In syndication.

Charlie just sang the song. :woohoo:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I didn't realize Planned Parenthood was an "abortion industry giant".

I thought it was a place that helped women (and men) with the sensitive work of sexuality, pregnancy, disease control, and helping couples decide when and how to conceive children.

[underpants]

17. WOW talk about a rude rewriting-check out the airbrushing on the Coulter ad

:scared: