Well, I got seven more Lexuses for Christmas this year.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Add it to the pile I got last year.

Whoopee.

:eyes:

What do you do with all your Lexuses you receive every year?

[Droopy]

1. You elitist pig!

I have to deal with getting those junky, old Ford Explorers every year. I mean domestic? Please! You don't know how good you've got it.

[rcrush]

2. Might you spare one of your Lexi for the poor please?

How about the standard model? Doesnt have to have nav!

[Catshrink]

3. Can I have the big red bows?

[TZ]

4. I decorated the interior of mine

with all the diamonds my male admirers went to Jarred to get to prove their love for me.....:eyes:

[leeroysphitz]

15. They went to Jared!

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Now here's a clear exception to the etiquette rule on regifting.

Feel free to save a few bucks and pass them along.

[pitohui]

6. keep one and sell the rest on ebay

what do YOU do with them?

[Hugin]

7. I make merry-go-rounds for the neighborhood kiddies.

They love it.

[azmouse]

8. I use the Lexuses to store all the Jared jewelry I get.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. LOL! Two Jared references in this thread. Brilliant!

:rofl:

If my honey-mate got me jewelery from some place that advertised on TV, I'd smile, because I'd know that she'd done it ironically and we'd share that private little joke.

Otherwise, though - seriously, buying jewelery from a chain jeweler that advertises?

Tacky.

Really fucking tacky.

[Danger Mouse]

10. Dammit, I only got five.

People kept giving me Kay Jewelery instead.

[XemaSab]

11. I use them as planter boxes around the estate

They make a statement. :)

[Orrex]

12. I get Henry Miller to autograph each and every one of them

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Henry Miller the dead novelist?

[Orrex]

14. The very same.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Impressive! The best I can manage is a drunk Mickey Rooney lamenting "I used to be famous!"

You get a dead guy, though. Impressive!

[Orrex]

19. Don't be so hard on yourself

Mickey Rooney died in 1954.

[jakefrep]

17. You're a mere peasant. I got EIGHT. And a Mercedes.

[east texas lib]

18. I store them in the rear cargo area of the Hummers I got last year...

That way I don't clutter up my multi-level 20 car garage!;-)

[pinniped]

20. I trade them in for Infiniti M35s & M45s.

.

[Critters2]

21. You're not fooling anyone. If you had actually gotten any, you'd know

that the plural of "Lexus" is "Lexi". Peasant. :eyes: