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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:08 PM
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I just heard one of those stupid, fake "Santa clause" news reports
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM by HEyHEY
Saying that he'll be escorted across Canada by four CF-18s tomorrow night.

Why the fuck does Santa need fighter jet escorts? Did he piss off the wrong person?
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM
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1. They're protecting him from Sarah Palin and GWBush
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insanity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM
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2. In case those wiley bunch at the MAF try to take Santa down
the Mexican Airforce must be stopped.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:20 PM
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3. Hey, Kids, I heard on the news...
Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.

Eddie: (after a pause) You serious, Clark?

:rofl:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:21 PM
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4. that's one of my favourite parts of that movie
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