Do you gawk and choke during .... intimate moments?

[Deja Q]

:yoiks:

[graywarrior]

1. Gawk more than choke.

If I didn't gawk, I'd be choking.

[BrotherBuzz]

2. The real question is:

Is it possible to laugh while fucking? - Frank Zappa

[Deja Q]

3. That depends on one of two things:

1. How drunk or stoned a person is
2. If they're ****ing because they played "truth or dare" and opted for the dare

:yoiks:

[redqueen]

4. Yes.

Sometimes funny stuff happens at inopportune moments.

It's possible to laugh while giving a bj too.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. We sure laughed good one time:

Petey-one-nut got caught up in the moment and started barking, which activated the Clapper®, which turned the TV on, at the exact moment Mt. Vesuvius was erupting (or was it an earthquake?) between Buzz and marzipanni. :rofl:

[redqueen]

7. I got stuff up my nose.

[Mike 03]

5. My first time, I was so nervous I could not "perform", if that is what you mean.

I went to a urologist who just basically laughed at me and said, "you're just nervous. Have a couple glasses of wine..."

But women get nervous too. My first time with another girl, it wasn't me but her. Her muscles contracted. It's not that uncommon.

We all get scared. Intimacy is hard for some of us.