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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:31 PM
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I am going to gaslight BabyM.
This is the first Christmas where she has admitted that she doesn't belive in Santa. :eyes:

Mind you. She hasn't believed in years.

So, today, she told her daddy that there was a decided lack of presents under the tree for her. Well, that's because she is totally in my face about wrapping everyone's gifts, so I have to literally beat her off to get to the UPS guy before she does.

Here's my plan:

No gifts under the tree until Christmas morning. When she expresses dismay prior to 12/25, I will respond with the tried and true 'If you don't believe, you don't receive'.

I predict therapy in her future. As a patient, that is.
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:33 PM
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1. She'll tear the house apart.
Good plan. :D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:40 PM
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3. Brenda will clean it.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:46 PM
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4. And hide stuff.
:cry:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:52 PM
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5. You deserve it, treating BabyM like that.
Don't you know Christmas is for children?
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:36 PM
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2. Do the jingle bells and stomping on the roof at 1:00 am too. n/t
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:52 PM
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6. Nice post, Hitler!
At least we are trying to convert our daughter to a pastafarian!!
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 11:24 PM
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7. that's how my parents always did it
I never understood the presents under the tree before Christmas thing....
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