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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:03 PM
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Teacher says Every time someone drops the F Bomb an Angel Loses her Virginity.
:evilgrin:
A new take on an old Classic.
Uttered by my husband this evening.
Duckie
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:17 PM
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1. Jeez...I'm personally responsible for the defloration...
...of hundreds of angels. Oh, fuck! (Fuck, I did it again. And again! Fuck! Oops...)

:evilgrin:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:24 PM
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4. Awesome!
:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:19 PM
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2. Glad to know I've helped several hundred thousand angels get laid.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:25 PM
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5. It's nice isn't it?
:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:33 PM
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8. I feel like I'm doing my part to make the otherworld better.
:P
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:21 PM
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3. If that's the case...
Where's the videotape?
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:25 PM
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6. Are there camcorders in heaven?
LOL
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:26 PM
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7. Sure
They're in the basement.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:42 PM
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9. Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:46 PM
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10. Very well said
:rofl:

The other day I told a bell ringing santa helper chick that "there were a lot of angels somewhere getting their wings." She glared at me and turned her head.

:thumbsup:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:55 PM
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11. Here's one of them.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 09:45 PM
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12. Holy f&%$! Are you series?
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 09:50 PM
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13. Do these angels lose their virginity to a terrorist?
So there's a ready supply of virgins when a terrorist dies?
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