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Hello Boss?
Yes?
Hi, it's philboy.
Hi, philboy, what's up?
Well, I can't come into work today.
Why?
Well, you know that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat?
Yes?
We, mine has a big hole in it, and it hurts real bad.
Oh my god! What happened?
Well, I stuck a pencil through it.
You what?
I stuck a pencil through it.
Why the hell would you do that?
Because I would rather have a hole in that thing than come to work today.
Why?
Well, because you grate on my fucking nerves, that's why. You know...asking me to do shit all the time, I don't like that.
When will you be back in?
I don't know, at least a few months. It will need time to heal.
Well, philboy...
Oh another thing boss, I'll need full pay and benefits while I am out sick.
I don't know if I can do that...
JUST GET IT DONE ASSHOLE!
But...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOODBYE!
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