I'm 40 years old and I just found out the truth about Santa Claus.

[Pale Blue Dot]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=234097

:cry:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Hold me!

:cry:

[Debi]

2. It's so wrong!

:cry:

[NoPasaran]

3. Geez, that atheist sign flamewar in GD really got out of hand

[NJmaverick]

4. That is terrible!

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Does SarahBelle know? I mean, that you're 40?

I think she believes you're quite a bit younger. She was talking about a 'boy toy' last week.

:shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. I'M 40; however, thanks to transplant technology,

parts of me are younger. :evilgrin:

Merry Christmas!

[baldguy]

6. C'mon! Claus is the President & CEO of one of the largest - and worst - corporations on the planet.

He intentionally set up all of his factories overseas to avoid health, safety & environmental regs. He's got an endless supply of elves for his labor force. I hear he pays them in gingerbread - no health care and no retirement benes - with 80 hr work weeks and no time off. And you can just forget about unionizing them! He also abuses his reindeer too. How do you think he gets Rudolph's nose to glow? Santa feeds him radioactive phosphorous, I tell ya!

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Have you seen this?

It is my favorite holiday song.

Barenaked ladies - Elf's Lament:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qixiv080feg