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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 07:35 AM
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Men's Underwear Repair Kit
http://www.smh.com.au/news/lifeandstyle/christmas-guide/top-10-worst-gifts/2008/12/04/1228257193007.html

Top 10 worst gifts
December 4, 2008 - 11:36AM

Men's Underwear Repair Kit: In this troubled economy, don't throw away your old underwear but repair it with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit. This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape.





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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 07:36 AM
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1. There is never a need for repair when you go commando!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 09:55 AM
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2. I already have an underwear repair kit.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:52 PM
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20. Is that thing LOADED? Better be careful.
;-)
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 10:02 AM
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3. friend of mine was selling his old underwear at a garage sale
:wtf: NO!!!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 12:45 PM
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4. ...
:rofl:


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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:10 PM
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7. I had a relative that used his old underware as rags
:scared:
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:54 PM
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14. totally cool at a car wash
bunch of old ripped undies with faded skidmarks swirling in dirty foamy water

nice visual huh?
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 12:50 PM
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5. I just wanna know
What about repairing underwear requires a Man, You, and Al? I wouldnt have thought that would be a 3 person job, ya know?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:02 PM
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6. That's what duct tape is for.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:11 PM
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8. It looks like a small roll of duct tape in that kit
Along with something that looks like... glue? :wtf:
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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:26 PM
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12. Not glue...
Not glue... Industrial Strength Whiteout. That's all I have to say about that. :evilgrin:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:20 PM
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9. Real men don't repair underwear. We outlive it.
We win.

:rofl:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:40 PM
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10. looks like a good gag gift!
not sure if my husband would laugh, though...


:yoiks:



I guess sewing em up with needle and thread or a cloth patch wasn't considered :crazy:
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 01:59 PM
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11. That would make too much sense
Besides, a needle & thread are too "girly." To fix a "man's" underwear, you need duct tape & a blow torch.


dg
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:53 PM
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13. I thought men just traded underwear with their friends.
:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:22 PM
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15. EeeWW!!
:scared::hide:
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:46 PM
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16. For the big fart holes hubby regularly provides,
on every single pair of boxers, this will not suffice! You think I'm making this up!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:47 PM
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17. Underwear? I just tape my balls to my leg.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:51 PM
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18. Okay...
No more tape for you!!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:51 PM
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19. Thanks guys!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
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