Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs

[pokerfan]

Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire...

Deck the halls with Buddy Holly...

Fleas naughty dog...

Barney's the King of Israel... (The First Noel)

Get dressed ye married gentlemen, Let nothing through this May...

Good King Wences' car backed out On the feet of heathens...

Goddamn sinners reckon so... (Hark! the Herald Angels Sing)

What fun it is to write and sing a slaying song to knives...

Joy to the world! The Lord has gum...

Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...

Outside the snow is falling, and friends are calling, "You fool!"

While shepherds washed their socks at night...

Where the treetops glisten, and children listen, to hear slave elves in the snow...

[Dangerously Amused]

1. All is Mary Ann Bright...

"Hark, the hare!" old angels sing...

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Round John Virgin

[KitchenWitch]

3. "Police Never Knock"

[leftofthedial]

4. have yourself a scary little mishmash

[Tom Kitten]

5. Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes...

[progressoid]

6. Walking round in womens underwear

courtesy Bob Rivers

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunestop30.asp

[pokerfan]

7. Bob Rivers is great!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Good tidings we bring, to you and your king. nt

[LeftinOH]

9. We three kings from Orry En Tar ...n/t

[FloridaJudy]

10. Hark to Harold Angels Sing...n/t

[deucemagnet]

11. Later on, we'll perspire

As we dream by the fire. :P