The Guilty Dog Thread

[dem629]

Got any?


This is from Dave Barry's blog

[dropkickpa]

1. Okay, maybe I DID get into the garbage

[undeterred]

6. The garbage can Victorian collar...

I like it.

[Shell Beau]

2. Here are a few!! None are mine though!

[hedgehog]

3. That last dog is a dead ringer for my dog Guinness, who, by the way,

is not allowed in my daughter's room after he ate her drawing mannequin.

We were told he is a Beagle/Labrador, then decided he was a Beagle/German Shepherd, but now I'm thinking he is a Beagle/Lab. I had Labs mixed up with Golden Retrievers. Golden Retrievers are calm. Labs are not.

[wartrace]

4. That would be quite a bad thing for a dog to do on Thanksgiving.

Imagine if that dog trotted out with that while the whole family was sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner! ROTFLMAO!

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Young children are pretty close...

One thanksgiving when one of my cousins was still in single digits age-wise, and I still had hair halfway down my back (I'm male), we were at the Thanksgiving dinner table. My cousin has this huge grin and yells at me, "You have long hair! You're a GIRL! You have a BAGINA!" His poor mother was horrified...I think that I was the only one at the table with a huge, huge grin. For several minutes.

I'm in complete agreement with Will Ferrel: Socially inappropriate behaviour is highly important!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

9. My dad told me no one will ever embarrass you more than your own children!

I believe it!

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. The children, the dog... It's a conspiracy!

To make sure that we don't take ourselves too seriously :)

[wartrace]

5. Lucy after she tore open her spaying stitches.

[Shell Beau]

8. My dog froze when I had to put one on him! Wouldn't budge!

[taterguy]

10. I was framed

[Arugula Latte]

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