Woman: "No Time To Vote - I'm Having Group Sex"

[matcom]

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A WOMAN claimed she was having group sex with 30 men in Nimbin, NSW, and could not get to a polling booth in Queensland on time to vote.

That is the all-time best excuse, according to electoral commissioner Bob Longland.

Hundreds of people have already contacted the Electoral Commission of Queensland offering reasons for their no-show as 2.2 million others voted in the February 7 state poll.

"You could have walked across Moreton Bay for all the broken-down fishing boats," Mr Longland said.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8826718%255E13762,00.html

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. 30?

I heard she thinks 40 guys is slutty.

:)

[matcom]

4. hahahahahahah

good one! :D

[XNASA]

2. Sounds like she was already at the Polling Booth.

[kmla]

7. Actually, she WAS "the pole-ing booth".

And over 30 guys voted.

I'm sorry about the above statement. I really am.:eyes:

[zbdent]

8. No way am I going to do the hand recount

I accept the results as reported.

Ewww.

[SoFlaJets]

3. Damn good reason

I guess she never used the dog ate my homework defense

[SmileyBoy]

5. I guess they have mandatory elections in Australia?

That's a pretty creative excuse, though.

[Loonman]

6. At the same time or one after the other?

:)

[ChoralScholar]

9. awww. cut her some slack

she was performing a service to society!

:)

[Interrobang]

11. What's that you say?

She was servicing society? I guess so... ;-)

[kodi]

10. sounds like a bukkakcracy to me

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