Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea

[muriel_volestrangler]

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
...
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
...
``Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/storm-in-a-ccup--130000-boobs-lost-at-sea-20081202-6pa5.html

[skygazer]

1. I remember when something similar happened with rubber duckies

Sailors were finding rubber duckies floating around in the open sea. Boobs would be a little weirder for sure.

[Symarip]

2. NO!!!!

Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead.

[motely36]

3. ``If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.''

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

6. A little boy walks over to his parents...

"Mommy, what's this?" :P

[DS1]

4. Boonami?

[originalpckelly]

5. "Woah man, we need to cut down on the acid, it looks like the beach is full of fake boobs."

"Either that, or you need to get laid."

[flvegan]

7. Huh. I thought this thread was about the annual Free Republic cruise.

[texas1928]

8. Now I am picturing pirates with great cleavage.

Running around the Indian Ocean.

[LeftyMom]

9. I think I downloaded that movie.

:popcorn:

[Orsino]

10. Somewhere around 1,500-2,000 inflatable breasts...

...is where this story turned from tragedy to comedy. I think.

[SidneyCarton]

11. Check e-bay

[RagAss]

12. Drowning in the sea of boobs......

[Arugula Latte]

13. A new cookie is coming out soon: "Tits Ahoy."

[Deja Q]

14. At least they can double as personal flotation devices.

[hunter]

15. Pokemon's Team Rocket stole them...

"Misty, Jessie, and James in
a screen capture from the
unedited version of the
episode when James shows
off his inflatable breasts"

wikipedia: Banned episodes of Pokemon

[SoxFan]

16. More boobs head to sea

[Bucky]

17. This reminds us that there's a fine line between eco-hazard and Chrysto art

[TZ]

18. Did DuStrange take up piracy as a hobby?

:evilgrin: