So there's a pill a man can take to make himself larger.

[Lucian]

It's about damn time. I'm tired of being 5'5" tall. I've always wanted to be 6'4".

[jobycom]

1. Potato chips and sodas have done the job for me.

[Lucian]

2. I don't to get that kind of large.

I want to get taller.

Speaking of sodas, I haven't had one in almost a week now. :)

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I want to re-create "The Amazing Colossal Man"

Except with a decent vocabulary, as I throw minivans as I would toss a football! And no clothes could be made to fit me, so imagine that! Or don't!

Mighty!

[terrya]

10. Yep...50' ft tall works for me.

I think that would be pretty cool. It would give the people on the el trains a shock, but...

:-)

[BrotherBuzz]

4. One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. I couldn't decide between the red and the blue pill.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Stop on the reds and go on the greens...

just don't get stuck in between
Candy man, Candy man, love my Candy man
Do anything to have my Candy man home.

[elshiva]

7. What no Viagra jokes yet?

:shrug:

[Lucian]

8. I was expecting ExtenZe jokes.

That's where I lifted the opening line of the thread from.

Oh well. :shrug:

[peruban]

9. Great, another something I don't need for something I don't use.

Seriously, I'm like the Sahara of dry spells over here.

[CreekDog]

11. there's a pill shaped like a Quarter Pounder

:P

[Bake]

12. You're supposed to take it three times a day.

Or four, if you count the one right before bedtime.

Bake