McCain-iacs Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt eloped. Next step: breeding.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Spencer's Wedding Vows

http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-24-spencers-wedding-vows



More details from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's surprise wedding in Mexico on November 20th.

We present….Spencer Pratt's wedding vows to Heidi Montag!

Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.

This is sooooo cheesetastic!

LOVE it!

[MrCoffee]

1. Who are these people?

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Be grateful you don't know and forget you ever heard their names.

You will be better for it.

[Initech]

9. I dont know and dont give a fuck.

I think they're on one of those bullshit reality shows. But I'm not sure which one.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Wondering the same thing. Never heard of either of them.

[Deja Q]

2. The bleach tart will divorce the amazingly thin redneck within 2 Earth years.

Or what he does to remain thin despite drinking all that beer...

[camera obscura]

3. I can't help but love them. They're like something John Waters dreams of creating.

They're slimy, wholly unsympathetic and completely self-made. The most postmodern "celebrities" on the face of the planet.

[old mark]

4. Heidi, those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

He is carrying a shotgun and a sixpack of bud...

LOL


mark

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. That was a staged publicity shot to show their support of Sarah Palin...

...the whole "Joe Sixpack" thing.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. I just notticed he's wearing a Palin for something shirt.

My hatred of that guy grows more and more.

[old mark]

15. I kind of got that, but the shotgun? Shotgun wedding?

And you have to admit those are some fuckin'ugly shoes...
How do you walk in stuff like that?

mark

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. Their entire lives are a staged publicity shot.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. What are the chances she'll accidentally Cheney him?

[AwakeAtLast]

10. I'm not sure they have enough brain power between them to figure out the breeding part.

:D

[SoxFan]

11. What could possibly go wrong?

Beer + Firearms + Meathead + Blonde= Trouble Brewing

[Deja Q]

12. How d'you know they've not bred already?

:scared:

I mean, this is the 21st century...

[Chan790]

13. Silly...

like other parasitic fungi McCainiacs and Palinistas don't breed, they spawn through a complex process involving asexual reproduction and spores. That's why they're so interested in the goings-on within our boudoirs...it's just so foreign to them.

[Swede]

14. Or murder suicide.

Got the beer,got the shotgun.

[Shell Beau]

18. They deserve each other. Blech!!!!

:puke:

When is their 15 minutes up?