If you could eliminate one human/biological function and not suffer, which would you pick?

[Deja Q]

Eating.

I hate eating.

One sits there and eats.

Then burps.

I'll tell you what happens later, but I digress.



Sleeping is my #2 choice; there's so much in life to explore and experience and for 8+ hours per day we just lie horizontally and do nothing. What a grand waste of time!


Strange that what makes #3 on my list isn't #1, but (a) I don't get to do it, and (b) I don't want this thread locked! :evilgrin:

[rcrush]

1. Throwing up.

I hate it so much.

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Dying

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

3. Well, that trumps eating!

:yourock:

I wish I could give you a present, but if I could nominate your response as a DUzy... ;)

[trof]

16. True, but peeing is next.

In the middle of the night.

[fed_up_mother]

4. Whatever bodily function metabolizes food into fat!

[jeff30997]

5. I would go for...

"what happens later".I really don't like it.OTOH I love to eat but not cooking only for myself.

[leeroysphitz]

6. I wish my fingernails would stop growing. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. physically aging and dementia

ok that's 2.

[jeff30997]

8. You're right.

I should upgrade my list because that's way more scary than what I wrote.

[Tom Kitten]

9. I'm coming out with it

excreting waste material

[underpants]

10. Itching

I hate itching especially in those hard to reach spots

[rug]

11. I would prefer to eliminate waste by evaporation.

[gmoney]

12. think how horrible the air would smell... (n/t)

[KitchenWitch]

13. Locking

No bodily function threads.

[Lucian]

14. I'm going to have to say dying.

[machI]

15. I would pick nose picking

If I had my way, there would be no more picking of noses from this day forward.

[cwydro]

17. Periods.

Period.

[DeepBlueC]

18. childbearing

There should be children, sure, but squeezing them out like that is a bit medieval. Nope, could live without that experience.

[DeepBlueC]

19. pregnancy too, of course