Screw "that one." Who wants to be in MY cabinet?
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Sun Nov-16-08 12:04 PM
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Screw "that one." Who wants to be in MY cabinet?
Explain the position you seek, and how you shall bribe me to attain it. In 600 words or less. Do not staple cash to the application. Please use a paper clip. kthxbye :D
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:28 PM
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1. I want to be a lap kitty.
Edited on Sun Nov-16-08 01:28 PM by DarkTirade
My job will be to be petted and to chase birds. I will also pay attention to you when you least want it, and when you need attention I will turn up my nose and walk away. You will be bribed in eviscerated small animals.
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:31 PM
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is it a real wood cabinet or one of those chip board and veneer monstrosities?
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:39 PM
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if i'm going to be INSIDE a cabinet.... I want REAL pine. I'm not going to work in just any cabinet. geesh :eyes:
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:41 PM
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4. Figures that the OP is a man...
they never think of the important details! ;)
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:44 PM
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5. Behind the canned peas
Next to the canned chili and beans.
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:44 PM
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6. I want to be the power behind the scenes...
You know like Dick Cheney, only I would be less evil....as to how I am going to bribe you..three words..Nekkid yoga pictures.....:evilgrin:
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Sun Nov-16-08 01:53 PM
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7. I want to do what Cheney has been doing. Because I CAN, and you'll be paying ME
for the privilege of having me, not a bribe from me to you. Get used to the concept. This is how things get done in America. At least for the last 8 years. Redstone
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Sun Nov-16-08 02:21 PM
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8. Yes sir. Thank you sir.
:hi: ...Although not as good as the naked yoga offer, I find your argument compelling. :D
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