Neato! Crazy text message from my Ex's pissed off Ex-GF:

[bicentennial_baby]

"That's it. You win. He's all yours. Enjoy owning him forever."

Um, ok...

I won't respond, even though I'd like to. He called me to forewarn me that she sent it. She's cuckoo. :crazy:

:hi:

[Tektonik]

1. I'm sorry you're having such a tumultuous time right now

You really need a pause button for life.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. This was a brief comedic interlude

:D

But thank you :pals:

[Danger Mouse]

3. Wow. Wtf.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Totally out of nowhere!

They broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently she got mad today, and sent that to me. I told him I'd ignore it, for his sake.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

5. You should've replied. "Thanks! I'll keep him in my stable...

and feed him oats and hay every day." But then again...usually not a good idea to goad a crazy person...

[LaurenG]

8. I guess it doesn't matter that you're married to someone else who hangs around here.

she must be waaay out of the loop???...Bizarre. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

6. ... she does know that you're like married and stuff, right?

Crazy.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Of course she does, that's the fun part

See, part of the reason that she dumped him is b/c she didn't like how close he and I are. While he is my Ex, he's also been my best friend for 17 years, and we're very close. She went into his email and didn't like the way we correspond with each other, and flipped the fuck out.

It was odd. She's had an issue with me ever since they've been together, and it just all came to a conclusion. He and I are fine, as always, and she's out there in crazyland, sending me texts like this. Yay!

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

16. I will never understand people.

[Shakespeare]

7. I will never understand women like that. One of my ex's GFs forbid him to have anything to do w/me.

And we'd been close friends for YEARS after breaking up. She told him he had major issues and needed therapy because he and I were on friendly terms. :eyes:

I asked him if he let her carry his dick around in her purse, too, but he failed to see the humor in that. :7

[bicentennial_baby]

10. I think she tried that angle, but he wasn't having any of it

Like I said, crazy :crazy:

:hi:

[Shakespeare]

11. Muy loco.

My revenge for psycho GF cutting off all contact? She got knocked up and got him to marry her, and they produced the ugliest baby I've ever laid eyes on (his dad, who I'm still in touch with, sent me pics). Like, Kramer (on Seinfeld) recoiling kind of ugly.

:hi: Hope you're having a better day today, sweetie. :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. Ha! Also, she wanted him to knock her up, and he was like

Whoa!!! No way!

And why would you tell someone that in the midst of breaking up with them? "Get out of my house. I want a baby." :rofl:

I'm ok, going into Boston to protest against Prop 8, even though I could sleep for another 24 hours or so.

:loveya:

[Shakespeare]

13. How's your mom doing?

Did she finally relent on the feeding tube?

[bicentennial_baby]

14. I just got a call from Neurosurgery, I think she's

kinda saying yes to it. The GI surgery team is going to come see her and talk to her about it.

:hug:

[1Hippiechick]

17. What a great line! LOL

:rofl:

[Writer]

15. My husband doesn't have any close girlfriends... and certainly no crazy ex's.

This is because he married the first person he ever dated. ;) I'm not sure, honestly, how I'd handle my husband having a close female friend, which is incredibly hypocritical of me, because I have close male friends and he's completely okay with that (albeit they're online.)

For me, if I knew that he had a female friend, and that they got together once in a while for lunch or spent any time together, I'd start counting down to the inevitable hurt. I'm fairly open with him about "other people," but his spending any significant time with this other person would be an immediate threat to my sense of security of my resources, especially given my busy school schedule and lessened ability to spend time with him myself. I also think about how quick "hooking up" can be - it's not like anyone would have to take a lot of time away from their spouse to cheat. There's also plenty of dark closets in the United States; the hooking up possibilities are enormous!

Anyway, I'm sorry for the psycho ex-girlfriend not having enough self-esteem to think through that you're just his friend. You should have texted back that you and your ex- were now in a dark closet somewhere... hooking up. :P

[Lincolngirl]

18. Sounds like they deserve each other.

I know you are going through it, but seriously. They both nuts?

[bicentennial_baby]

19. No, he's great

He and I talk every other day or so, and he called this morning to talk about my Mom and stuff, and he asked if I'd received the text yet. I hadn't, and he told me that she said she sent it to me earlier in the morning.

It's good that they broke up. She's nuts. :)

[Lincolngirl]

22. I might have gotten confused

Not a real stretch for me!
:crazy:

Good he knows she's nuts too.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. Oh, he's crystal clear about that

He was planning to break up anyway, but she beat him to the punch. I'm just sitting back and waiting for the drama to be over. The text did make me laugh though. I've known him since I was 14 years old, we're best friends. She is/was paranoid.

:)

[Lincolngirl]

25. Sounds like it!

I'm glad you are still friends. I was confusing you with another poster earlier.
I thought it was very funny at first, then started thinking. That usually gets me in trouble!
Paranoid=insecurity in my book!

[jonnyblitz]

20. too bad your cell phone doesn't have an "ignore" function.

your ex needs a girlfriend who doesn't have jealousy issues because i can see this happening again. (call me CAPT Obvious :P)

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Oh yeah...he and I have already discussed that he's gonna need a disclaimer

re: me, before any new relationship. :rofl:

Goes both ways. Sniffa is a very understanding person.

:)

[sarcasmo]

23. You own someone?

[billyskank]

26. Obviously she's a bit out of the loop.

:rofl: