Its Rough To Get Old

[Parche]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old
man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Brenda , Midlo's maid and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

[elshiva]

1. Ha ha! Nice post, McCain.

:rofl:

[malta blue]

2. omg

:spray:


:rofl::rofl::rofl: