Gays and Lesbians, let’s talk.

[Orrex]

So...

See any good movies lately?

[Chovexani]

1. Nice thread, popcorn choker.

[Orrex]

2. That's a lie! I have never choked popcorn in my life.

Nor have I ever misused a tuba, for that matter.

[Dr. Strange]

16. What is this popcorn choker business? Is this part of the homosexual agenda?

Keep your hot-buttered popcorn out of the schools!

[elshiva]

3. Can I have some of your popcorn?

:popcorn:

[Orrex]

4. I promise that it's never been choked.

Can Chovexani make the same brave claim? Hmm??

[elshiva]

5. Did you choke your chicken?

;)

[Orrex]

6. Well, it's still early

Pev!

[Chovexani]

8. ...damn you

:cry:

[Lil Missy]

7. I'm too busy having sex 24 hours a day.

:eyes:


:hi:

[curse of greyface]

9. There was a tracic lack of pictures on that thread. nt

[madinmaryland]

10. Is this what you mean??

Robert Gates is giving the president-elect his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President-elect exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President-elect sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President-elect looks up and asks, "Have condolences been sent to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva and the great people of Brazil?"

[Orrex]

12. Excellent!

Love it--very probably the first Obama Brazillions joke.

:applause:

[otherlander]

17. *snort*

:thumbsup:

[bigwillq]

11. Juno

I loved it! :) ;) :bounce: :hi:

[jonnyblitz]

13. religulous with bill maher. very good.

:hi:

[JackBeck]

14. Psst....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=134519

[Orrex]

18. ROFL!

Whatever could have caused such an unfortunate turn of events?

[Bertha Venation]

15. No time. I'm preparing my syllabus for "Gay Sex and Marriage 101."

I still can't talk about it. I am so angry and hurt.

[flvegan]

19. "I stopped reading at "procreation" and decided that you're probably an idiot."

Ah, Blue-Jay. You complete me.