"Woman reports neighbor for disturbingly loud sex"

[GCP]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/odd_germany_sex_dc

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.

"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.

The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.

Didn't you used to live in Germany, Matcom? :evilgrin:

[wyldwolf]

1. I had a neighbor like that downstairs once...

She was LOUD! And my wife would look at me like, "why don't you make me sound like that?"

So I would have to say, "honey, she's FAKING! Only porn stars sound like that!"

[BiggJawn]

3. Ouch!

You still married to her?

[wyldwolf]

5. she didn't actually SAY that.... it was just a look she'd give...

... the situation was comical - like a "Friends" episode.

But now I'm married to the woman downstairs!






Just kidding!

[BiggJawn]

2. It wasn't me!

Moaning Mona and her stud pony have only gone for a Personal Best of about 45 minutes...

She COULD have treated them to a 4-hour vibrator session in retaliation, complete with holding the buzzer against the wall and screams....:evilgrin:

[matcom]

4. posted yesterday Sue

:D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=816588&mesg_id=816588

[DS1]

6. Nothing wrong with being multi-postmatic

:7

[GCP]

8. I KNEW you would have seen it!

I looked in the lounge this morning and figured I'd beaten you to it!

[xchrom]

7. i have two neighbors like that

the gal above me -- thankfully she doesn't get it very often -- and the gal one building over...our buildings all back into each other and in the summer time with the windows open you get the echo effect.
sometimes i get up and go out back and applaud -- what else can i do?

[historian]

11. Play Beethovens Fifth

during the sex - very stirring music - then when they are done play his 3rd - the funeral march.

[drb]

9. Funny - it didn't say whether he was...

...alone or not! ;)

[hippiechick]

10. Oh crap, I thought for a second there ....

... that I should be expecting a visit from Indy's finest sometime soon .... had me all nervous !!

:silly:

Sounds like she's jealous that she's not the one "banging and groaning" ... kinda like my neighbor who calls me SLUT every chance she gets 'cause I rejected her (Hippie doesn't swing that way).


:hippie:

[Darth_Kitten]

13. Why jealous??

Perhaps the poor woman just wanted some peace and quiet whilst she slept? :shrug:

[camero]

12. She's complaining?

Just think of how the guy is since he's obviously closer to the source of the sound. lol.

Reminds me of the times I had to take my hearing aid out when having sex. :D