Had I the right? What I did to a McCain supporter in the Food Lion Parking lot.

[Midlodemocrat]

I saw a McLoser/Failin sticker on this red Delta 88 held together with spit and glue and driven by an old blue haired biddy who was smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes.

I got SOOOO pissed. I pulled the door open, yanked that old witch out of the car, stomped on her head and kicked her in the kidneys.

Then I threw my latte in her face, which I regret, because it was a Pumpkin Spice and they're only here for a short time.

And, I smacked her stupid little grandson in the face when he tried to protest.

Was I wrong? I don't think I was, but I would like to hear from you guys.

[PassingFair]

1. You have a right to your opinion!

It IS a free country, last I checked.

Now tell me how you feel about my tattoo:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I don't know, PF. I think it needs more cowbell.

[insanity]

2. Yes

You did it to save their souls.

[Parche]

3. I am surprised you didnt punch them to the ground and pee on them

:woohoo: :woohoo:


Thats what i would have done.....:hi:

[Aristus]

4. Not the pumpkin spice, midlo...

That was going too far...

[TZ]

5. BWAAAH!

Yes of course you did right because you know someone had to save the poor illogical soul......:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Forkboy]

7. I love DU.

:rofl:

[taterguy]

8. When did Food Lion start selling lattes?

I have doubts about your little tail.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Stopped at Starbucks, first, freeper.

See, I have a CAR, so I can get from place to place with ease.


:rofl:


:loveya:

[taterguy]

12. Only freepers patronize Starbucks

What's wrong with your friendly independent locally owned coffee shop?

[flvegan]

9. This gives me a brilliant idea!

Tomorrow, I'm going to hang out in the meat dept of the grocery!

[AllieB]

11. Oh NOES! You wasted the Pumpkin Spice Latte!

:o

[MrCoffee]

13. You know who drinks Pumpkin Spice lattes?

janesez, that's who. she loves 'em.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. I know. I have an entire case of flavored coffee for her Christmas.

Even though she's a godless heathen.

[MrCoffee]

20. You're a giver, goddammit.

[DS1]

43. What the fuck are you getting ME?

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Well, I DO owe you a case of Guinness

but I can't figure out how to get it delivered. Is there ANYONE in that pathetic state who delivers? And takes phone orders??????



:rofl:

[DS1]

46. Just ship it

they'll never know :D

[Midlodemocrat]

47. On it. What do you think that will cost me? $200-$300?

:rofl:

Wish I'd thought of that earlier. I didn't think you could ship alcohol.

[DS1]

50. oh fine

get me some camera gear instead

:bounce:

[PassingFair]

16. You can hardly taste the pumpkin in 'em. n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I just sucked in air so hard, I killed the puppy.

They. Are. Delicious.


:series:

[LanternWaste]

14. I was about to say you were out of line...

I was about to say you were out of line, but then I read you smacked the grandson around a little bit-- so that clearly puts you on firm moral high ground, especially if he was breastfeeding :)

[JVS]

18. Midlo, did you write this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hblAppO67Ig

[Midlodemocrat]

19. No, my mom did.

[malta blue]

21. you forgot to carve the backwards "B" on her....

silly rabbit. :dunce:

[Throd]

22. A Delta 88? You do realize that "88" is skinhead shorthand for "Heil Hitler".

Since H is the eighth letter of the alphabet.

You did the right thing!

[Midlodemocrat]

23. I know. And, my dad had one.

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

24. My mom had a Delta 88...I loved that car...it was like a rolling sofa

the backseat was awesome, we'd undo our seatbelts and go flying around whenever mom took a corner at high speed

[RFKHumphreyObama]

25. This account making the right wing email circuit in 5....4...3...2....1

[Midlodemocrat]

26. I'm copycatting the freeper in the other thread.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

27. I know that

I was taking a swipe at the right wing e-mails going around citing fictitious incidents of how McCain supporters/Republicans/average Americans are being persecuted by liberal/atheists/Obama supporters/Muslims/illegal immigrants/Hillary Clinton/Bill Clinton/Ted Kennedy and the like

[KamaAina]

28. Tutchest not the but!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8202041&mesg_id=8202170

[madinmaryland]

29. Is that William Shakespeare's thought for the Day??

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

30. No, it's St. John's

:P

[petronius]

31. The only proper way to extract someone from a car is to shatter the window

with the butt of your gun, then drag them through the broken glass by grabbing whatever part of them you get ahold of first. Also, only freepers drink pumpkin spice lattes. I don't know why you waste our time with this obviously unrealistic story...

[jobycom]

32. Hey, it's your life, but I wouldn't have gone into a Food Lion parking lot.

:shrug:

[SOteric]

33. McLoser /Failin should personally thank you.

The nerve of that old witch smoking unfiltered ciggies around a precious, precious child.

And the precious little ingrate needed someone who wouldn't spare the rod in his life, so they should thank you for that, as well.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. I KNEW I could count on you, SO!!!! I agree totally.

:rofl:

[Chan790]

35. It's just the PSL...

not that they're bad or anything but I can't wait for them to go away so we can launch our Holiday 2008 seasonal beverages...they're not going to merely rock your socks...they're going to rock your socks, then steal your socks off your feet and dance a jig. We went balls to the wall all-out to create masterpieces of coffee beverage; works of art in espresso. Let's just say that for the first time in over two years, I'm excited by something in the pipeline.

They're special in a way the Pumpkin Spice Latte will never be.

Oh and kicking old ladies in the head...that's so last season.

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Remember, I'm quite a bit older than you. Last season for you

is last week for me.

Oh, and dude? Regarding the PSL??? I love it so much I stoop to buying the Pumpkin Spice Coffee Mate.

That's how dedicated I am. :woohoo:

[Chan790]

51. It's less of a criticism of the PSL as...

that nagging anticipation of what's coming...it's like the week before Christmas...you're not so old as to have forgotten what the last week before Christmas is like for a kid...it's the worst week of the year because you know what might be coming and you don't want to wait. You just know that this year is the year you're getting the Encyclopedia Britannica and you want it now! (I've just been crushingly confronted by my lifelong nerdiness.)

Why would you ruin a great cup of Starbucks Coffee with Coffee Mate? That's like spray painting a goatee on "The Scream" by Edvard Munch. Pumpkin Spice is nice I'll give you that, but is it really worth suffering through Coffee Mate?

[AlCzervik]

36. i hope you had Brenda there to hold your purse.

she did wipe your brow after---i hope.

Nice touch with the grandson btw.




:+

[Midlodemocrat]

38. chimps. think about it. *If* Brenda were there

who would dust? I mean, c'mon.

*this post is not to imply that Brenda the Goddess of Housekeeping actually *does* dust, because that would be libelous*

:thumbsup:

[mnhtnbb]

39. I had a pumpkin spice latte today! It was great. Starbucks has

a store in the medical building where I went for my one year check-up on my hip replacement.

Wish I'd seen a blue haired biddy to stomp. My hip is great!

[Midlodemocrat]

40. They are THE BOMB, baby!!!!!!

Despite what Chan says. I mean, he only *works* at Starbucks. What does he know? :eyes:

:rofl:

[mnhtnbb]

41. Oh, baby you are so right!

:applause:

[DS1]

42. Did you tear off the inside door handles, then light the car on fire with them in it?

If not, I suggest you go back and fix your mistake.

[Midlodemocrat]

44. No. We've got a stupid fire warning going on.

:eyes:


Fucking stupid environmentalists.

[TX Screwball]

48. About the latte throwing..

... did you leave the cup in the parking lot?
Littering is bad.

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Of course not, I'm a liberal.

[AlCzervik]

52. and that cup was non biodegradable Styrofoam so suck it people who care about the earth!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

53. Damn, I missed it.

I spent all afternoon drawing straight lines on the computer. I suck at art.

This is pitiful:


That's actually the best I could do too. It's not going to work.

[sarge43]

54. You forgot to slash the tires on that Delta pos.

Didn't you get the memo?

[Gormy Cuss]

55. You do not have the right

to drink coffee flavored with Pumpkin Spice, whatever the hell that is. Flavored coffee is nasty.

[Rwalsh]

56. You are all missing the point.

Midlo is using humor to point out how Freepers act. It's call satire.

[Lil Missy]

57. NOW you tell me. I've already alerted Homeland Security!

:o

[mwooldri]

58. I say you have payback coming.

Firstly you have to double the value of that Delta 88...

The easiest way of course would be to fill the tank with gas.

[GoneOffShore]

59. did you make your pit bull chew her tires?

And then head off to Olive Garden for some cornflake covered fried chicken?

[suninvited]

60. Not really wrong per se

you have the right to express your opinion, too !

I just don't understand why you had to give up the latte?