OMG LOL! You won't freakin' believe this...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Ok, check this out...I'll bet it is one of the most amazing things you have ever seen. This ain't your run of the mill scenario here...

Take your age.

If you have children, add the age of your youngest child. If you don't have children, add the age of your youngest pet. If no pets...add 3.

Now, take the square root of the result and round it to the nearest whole number.

With me so far?

Alright, now take that result, and simply divide it by 2, again rounding the result to the nearest whole number.

Write the result on a piece of paper in large numerals.

Now...



























Hold that piece of paper over your head with both hands and tell me why you think you are beautiful.

See? Isn't that fucking incredible?????

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[LeftyFingerPop]

2. What exactly are you trying to tell me?

[Heidi]

3. !

:rofl:

:spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi: :hug:

[billyoc]

4. Wow, it really WORKS!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Damn right it does Billy!

Damn right! :D

[deepthought42]

5. ...

:rofl:

What do you do if the pet's 6 months old? ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Make him or her smoke a few cigarettes...

It will age your pet a few months, then you can use the number "one".

[tismyself]

9. like, omigawd, like, it really, like, works

:wow:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I thought it up by myself, just now...

That's the amazing thing.

[tismyself]

14. *hair flick* oh shuuuuut uuuuup

you did not

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Did too...

I know it is hard to believe :P

[tismyself]

20. thbt thbt thbt

Not only that, but your formula seems to have a "delete-rious" effect on mean posters as well.

:7

[Heidi]

11. That's math.

Cut it out. :cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. The world revolves around math....

Math touches our lives in so many ways.

For instance....how many times has something like this happened to you without even realizing the "math implications".

"I just drank 13 beers for breakfast in the period of 7 minutes, and my body formed a perfect 45 degree angle as I crashed to the floor in a stupor".

Here, we see an everyday occurrence that has several "math things" in it....13 beers, 7 minutes, 45 degree angle". This example even incorporates a little geometry.

[Heidi]

13. Oh.

Well, since you put it _that_ way. :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Your brain

Is a very odd place.

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Please....

You know I don't handle compliments well. :D :hi:

[suninvited]

16. I am stuck in a spot

math was never my strong subject

what is the square root of 72?

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. 8 is close enough...

:)