My civil rights are being violated at work as I type

[MrCoffee]

I can hear Celine Dion strangling a cat in the office next door. I'm gonna go kick the door down (yeah, the door is closed, I'm pretty sure Celine is oozing through the walls) and launch the stereo out the window.

[billyoc]

1. Put earplugs in first.

It's important.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Yeah, you never want to enter a dangerous situation with out the proper protection.

[DS1]

2. Stich a pitch-triggered claymore mine into the back of that person's seat

[tismyself]

8. say that 3 times really fast

!!

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Save the cat!!

[Parche]

4. celon delon

:puke: :puke: :puke:

If you hear Alanis Morrisette or Edie Brickell keep away from the razors......:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[krispos42]

5. You need to unleash the most dreadful musical weapon possible

Bagpipe christmas carols.


:scared:

[dawgmom]

6. Blech.

Blech, blech, blech. If you look up the word "pretentious" or "phony" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Celine. She is to singing what Demi Moore is to acting: lots of tears, and nothing real behind them.

Ever see the Kathy Griffin bit about her? Pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LngYYrrs2UM

[LibDemAlways]

7. I worked part time in a small office for about 9 months in which

my moron co-workers listened to Rush in the morning and Hannity in the afternoon. I would have welcomed Celine's screeching over that anyday. Finally, I just couldn't take it anymore. Life's too short, so I quit.

[Aristus]

9. Celine Dion's singing doesn't bother me. It's the way she talks.

And I don't mean her accent, either. I mean that sickly saccharine meltingly-honeyed way she has of speaking that makes you feel like she's talking to a five-year-old with a scraped knee..

:puke:

[MrScorpio]

10. That shit happened to me once back in 1996

I'm still in therapy

[lost-in-nj]

12. hmmm the door is closed and Celine is playing????

a seduction in progress??? :shrug:


FAIL



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