I am not a real person.

[elshiva]

I am a robot. EXTERMINATE! SEEK. LOCATE. EXTERMINATE!

[Ptah]

1. me too

[elshiva]

2. ARE YOU THE DOCTOR?

I see you:


EXTERMINATE!

[Ptah]

3. I have no idea what you are on about

[elshiva]

4. I've got you where I want you now.

FEAR ME, MORTAL! FOOL!

[Ptah]

5. hmm.

[elshiva]

6. Oh no! I smell flowers.

You can't catch me, puny mortal. FEAR MY WRATH.

[Ptah]

7. When's the next bus? Does the #16 stop here?

[elshiva]

8. You've not even touched my evil forces yet.

Bacon.


Haha! I bet that hurts, doesn't it, mortal?

[Ptah]

13. I just don't do hostility, mmk.

[elshiva]

16. NO! NO FLOWERS! IT HURTS!

No!

:cry:

[Ptah]

17. Oh! Oh! Look! Puppies!!

[elshiva]

18. IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME, KIDS!

Meet your new overlord:

[Ptah]

22. meh

[elshiva]

25. Yes, kids, you too, can report commies.

[Ptah]

27. I'm saddened to learn that you are lost.

[elshiva]

28. Losing is not an option.

I prepared.

[Ptah]

33. ouch

[elshiva]

35. Sorry did it not come through.

I lost. I failed. :cry:

[Ptah]

40. And we will not forget your incorrect spelling.

[petronius]

9. Robots are OK. I thought you meant that you were homeless, or an

undocumented immigrant, or something like that...

</buzzkill>

[elshiva]

10. I am a monsterrrrrr.

[jobycom]

31. No relation to rabrrrrrr?

[DarkTirade]

11. No, it is you who will be exterminated.

[elshiva]

12. DAMN YOU!

[DarkTirade]

14. I think you might need to cut back on the magic.

[elshiva]

15. I'LL FLAY YOU ALIVE!

YOU TOOK HER FROM ME!

[DarkTirade]

20. First day of kindergarten.

You cried because you broke the yellow crayon,. and you were too afraid to tell anyone.

[elshiva]

23. Crying, crying.

:crying: Holding you. :hug:

[DarkTirade]

41. And then Xander saves everything in existance.

Because he is the bestest. :)

[SoxFan]

19. In what respect, dalek?

[DarkTirade]

21. God damn it, I was in the middle of taking a drink of water when I read that.

:spray:

I think some of it went out my nose.

[Aristus]

24. "I'm sorry, elshiva...

...I'm afraid I can't do that..."

Ha! Bringing a Dalek to a robot-fight!

I brought HAL!

[elshiva]

26. Daisy.. Daisy...

[Aristus]

29. This is not post-lobotomy HAL; this is whack Frank Poole, then lock

Mr. Too-Stupid-To-Bring-His-Helmet-Outside-The-Ship-With-Him out of the Discovery HAL...

Mean and murderous. Daleks are no problem for this guy...

[elshiva]

32. How about Gorn?

[Aristus]

34. No creature can stand against HAL!

He is the Chuck Norris of computers!

:rofl:

[elshiva]

36. HAL is USELESS!

[Lethe]

30. that dalek's got a plunger sticking out of its head!

I'm a robot too.



All robots in the future shall speak as Don Knotts or Slim Pickens. I have decreed it.

[elshiva]

37. The dalek also has egg whisks.

[Lethe]

38. he could unstop your toilet while making some mean whipped potatoes

i want a dalek now.

:)

[elshiva]

39. Daleks make great vibrators.

[kentauros]

42. Does that mean a Dalek can be confused by a mirror?

Like the way an ED-209 can be perplexed by stairs?