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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 09:28 PM
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I had no idea the average vegan was 30' tall.


And here I barely break five feet. :shrug:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 09:33 PM
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1. That's because you are radiating an insufficient number of anti-gravitons
Perhaps your frontal projections are insufficiently horny?

:shrug:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:43 AM
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2. Nobody's ever said that about me before.
:shrug:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:51 AM
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3. Ah, but Jesus has that beat by 870'
according to Oral Roberts' account of seeing a "900 foot tall, floating-up-in-the-air Jesus." And then there's the over two mile long Jehovah from the book "Towing Jehovah". :P
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 07:30 AM
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4. Everyone knows dairy stunts your growth.
Unless it's laced with yummy BGH.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 07:37 AM
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5. That photo looks scarily like FLVEGAN!!!!!!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 09:58 AM
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8. That weedy lil' thing?
:rofl:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 10:23 AM
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9. flvegan doesn't have horns like the vegan in the drawing does...
also, the guy in the drawing needs to work on his pecs some.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 07:45 AM
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6. Cowardly
those damn vegans.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 07:48 AM
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7. Doesn't look like he's packing much
Or he just got out of really cold water :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 10:39 AM
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10. nice nips, freak
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