Who would win a gang fight between the Smurfs and the 7 Dwarfs?

[KurtNYC]

I'm thinking they could go man-to-man, or Smurf-to-Dwarf as it were. There are some natural match-ups in the line-ups: Brainy vs. Doc, Jokey vs. Dopey, etc.

But if this was a brawl. Which gang wins?

[KitchenWitch]

1. The smurfs win because of the "Smurf Turf" ... Oh wait, the "Smurf Turf" is the Boise St football

trademark.

[pokerfan]

2. How about the Smurfs vs. the Blue Man Group?

[KurtNYC]

3. I would have to go with Blue Man Group

as long as there was techno music playing during the fight.

[LSdemocrat]

4. I'd take the Smurfs, more of a team attitude

[MrSlayer]

5. Jokey would fuck Dopey up big time.

Who would fall for the "Here, I brought you a present!" line easier than Dopey? Give Jokey some C-4 and it's over quick.

[Dangerously Amused]

6. I think I'd have to go with the dwarves, especially in man-to-man combat.

The dwarves do hard physical labor working in the mines all day, so they are probably in better shape and a lot stronger than the Smurfs. Plus their mining tools could double as weapons. Then again I don't know what the Smurfs do all day besides bounce around. Maybe they work out at the gym or something. Then it would be a tougher call.

[Monk06]

8. And they're testy because they never get laid. Except for Dopey who looks like a happy masturbator.

[HEyHEY]

7. Meh.... Smurfs

The dwarfs were a bunch of societal recluse types... the smurfs built an entire society. It's like luxeburg invading germany.

[meegbear]

9. From what I've seen of them, it appears there are much more than 7 Smurfs ...

so I'll bet on blue.

[KurtNYC]

10. They are tiny though

possibly the Dwarves would be kicking the Smurfs around like little blue soccer balls.

[Orsino]

11. With knives or guns? We ALL win. n/t