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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:23 AM Original message |
PSA to all single straight male DU'ers.... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. !!! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. If I wrote the alphabet, I would put U and I together. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
3. So what does work? |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 12:38 AM Response to Reply #3 |
72. There is no "one size fits all" line |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
4. If I said you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me? |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 09:34 AM Response to Reply #4 |
32. LOL |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. Nice shoes... |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:32 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. That on the other hand... |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:06 AM Response to Reply #6 |
22. Oh, it ends EXACTLY the way you think it does. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:56 AM Response to Reply #5 |
17. I tried that one once |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:57 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Oedi... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:01 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. What?? |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:04 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Did you stop after the word shoes? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:05 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I didn't know there was more |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:09 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. It goes like this.... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:12 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Oh |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
71. "....have a foot race?" ? |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:43 AM Response to Reply #24 |
79. Knew a lady who said Fred Biletnikoff was much more efficient than that |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:41 AM Response to Reply #18 |
78. After talking to them for a few minutes, you should always ask them what color your eyes are |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 08:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
66. you beat me to it n/t |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
7. Ha! |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
8. I'm sorry |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:37 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Funbags? |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:46 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. ok, I'll try that next time. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:14 AM Response to Reply #9 |
27. I hate that one |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:16 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. psssstt... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:21 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I'm not a big fan of that one, either |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:23 AM Response to Reply #8 |
30. Tig ol' Bitties |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
10. Do guys actually say that? |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:41 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Drunken frat boys under the age of 25 say a lot of stupid shit... |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:52 AM Response to Reply #11 |
15. I guess I'm getting old. We used to exercise a little more... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:44 AM Response to Reply #11 |
80. With shoes like that, you might as well |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
12. Depends on what kind of racks you're talkin' about |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. OMFG! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 12:55 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I wasn't expecting to see a Spanish Inquisition |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 09:57 AM Response to Reply #16 |
34. Nobody expects to |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
23. I'm pretty sure no one has ever said that to me. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:10 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Obviously you don't hang around the quality folk like I do then... |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:04 AM Response to Reply #25 |
43. I think it's my less-than-stellar rackitude. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:45 AM Response to Reply #43 |
81. anyone with "tatas" in their screenname, well, there's no competing with that |
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Dystopian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:05 AM Response to Reply #23 |
35. I'm certain no one has ever said that to me.... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 02:29 PM Response to Reply #35 |
51. Believe it or not |
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Dystopian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 06:04 PM Response to Reply #51 |
61. Oh.... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
31. what if it's situationally witty? |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
33. ...and yet men seem to love being complimented on their bodies |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:47 AM Response to Reply #33 |
82. A man would prefer to be a sexual object than a Nobel Prize winner |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
36. ... so next time I should offer a martini? |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
37. Wish you had posted this thread a few hours earlier |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:57 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. ROFL |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:10 AM Response to Reply #42 |
45. The beard is to cover scars from an old cycling accident |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:11 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Ouch |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
38. I guess it depends on what you are looking for |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
39. Hey... |
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machI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
40. If I don't put $500 on my company credit card by tonight, they will cut back on my travel budget |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
41. Sound advice. If "nice tits" doesn't get a smile, don't bother with bribery. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 01:56 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. Always the pragmatist, good to know |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
44. It's a test to see how much she likes beer. n/t |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
47. Mc: I heard this long ago and far away, " I swear, Miss Judy, |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
48. This one works: |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:49 AM Response to Reply #48 |
83. and be handsome too |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
50. This thread is useless |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
52. That can work in the correct context |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
53. I may be a hairy touchy-feely lecher... |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
54. Sure it is! You just don't hang out in the right kind of bars. |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
55. nice rack |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:31 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Silver tongued devil strikes again... |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:31 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. bows |
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coyotespaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
58. It's what you get for living amongst the cheeseheads |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 05:13 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Oh please... |
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coyotespaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 09:34 PM Response to Reply #59 |
69. I may live in Iowa, but I'm not an Iowan |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 12:40 AM Response to Reply #69 |
73. You are a true humanitarian my friend.... |
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coyotespaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 02:06 AM Response to Reply #73 |
75. Well, that and |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 08:24 AM Response to Reply #75 |
84. In WI, we call that..... |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
60. Thank you. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 08:28 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. you're just asking for it |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 03:35 AM Response to Reply #64 |
76. You're all words and no ass kickings. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 08:30 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. how about.... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. I'll keep that in mind |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
62. I've never used that line anyway... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
63. "Nice rack, can you buy ME a beer?" |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. That one I just might try n/t |
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AccessGranted (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-26-08 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
70. Baby, I'm Like A Snow Storm . . . |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
74. But its still ok for us marrieds, right? |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 06:39 AM Response to Original message |
77. Yes, but I use that line because I really don't deserve any better |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
85. Don't forget this one... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
86. Jeez... us single women are S.O.L. aren't we? |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 11:09 AM Response to Reply #86 |
89. My next husband will be two things... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
87. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?" |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
88. If They were looking at your book rack? |
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Locrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
90. golf course |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
91. You haven't seen a Congressional Medal of Honor laying around, have you? I seem to have lost mine |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
92. it would if you were talking about the gun rack on her truck... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
93. Agreed...I never know the right thing to say, but that's not a good opener |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
94. Damn! I knew something wasn't right. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
95. can't be any less successful than the lines i use now... |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
96. "My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents." |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-27-08 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
97. Has anyone tried "Nice rack, can I buy you a Car?" |
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