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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 12:49 PM
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RE: the Womenfolk-I've been married almost 6 years
and my STILL gets on me about peeing in the sink

:shrug:

I mean it right there! it's the perfect height. They didn't engineer it like that by accident!!

I mean COME ON!!!

Hell she can do it herself there is a towel rack right there to hang on to
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:10 PM
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1. i only do that when i'm talking on the phone.
:P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:41 PM
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4. Don't laugh; that's actually quite a considerate thing to do
When you pee in the sink, there's no noise. But if you're on the phone and pee into a toilet, the sound will immediately let your conversation partner know that you're pissing while talking to them--that's unbelieveably rude!

As a true gentleman, when I'm on the phone with a friend, I always pee either into a sink or out a second story window.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 03:34 PM
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12. I wished I'd thought of that when I was ordering that pizza
This was not the same pizza operation that informed me that they were "out of extra cheese" but that is an entirely different story
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 04:01 PM
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13. That's genius. (n/t)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:21 PM
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2. Don't laugh.
There's a teenaged boy at TM and BoyMidlo's high school who places other fluid in the sink...if you get my drift.


:puke:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 03:32 PM
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11. That't really not that bad
Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 04:02 PM by underpants
at least they aren't carving letters into their face to prove themselves to the party

:eyes:

oh and EEEEEEWWWWW nasty
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:36 PM
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3. A gentleman removes the dishes first. n/t
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:43 PM
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5. Some women are funny like that.
Prolly doesn't like you passing gas on her pillow, either.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:46 PM
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6. He's more of a "dutch oven" kind of guy.
:)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:51 PM
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8. I'm not going to ask you how you know that.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:53 PM
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9. Actually, it's from a long ago DU thread.
That thread is where I learned what a "dutch oven" was.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 03:31 PM
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10. :-)
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 02:47 PM
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7. the ol' 'dutch oven'
good time, good times.....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 04:03 PM
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14. Your still complains about your peeing in the sink?
Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 04:04 PM by DS1
Yep, you're definitely from Virginia. Owning your own still. :eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 04:15 PM
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15. My father-in-law makes his own wine
Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 04:16 PM by underpants
but you shouldn't allow sun light to hit it for too long

We have had three incidents of the cork getting blown out of the bottle

This stuff is really good at removing barnacles from ship hulls too
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 04:42 PM
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16. You DO take the dishes out first, right? nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 05:07 PM
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19. Well at least the knives
:hide:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 04:43 PM
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17. Just as long as you clean it afterwards, all is good
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 05:01 PM
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18. You know what I never got about peeing in the sink?
There's usually a toilet right by...
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 07:10 PM
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21. ... you have a toilet in your kitchen?
:P
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 05:33 PM
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20. It's amazing you are still married. In the sink? Really?
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 07:39 PM
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22. I've been married almost 10 years, and it never occured to me
that my husband might actually think peeing in the sink was even remotely acceptable. :shrug:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 08:08 PM
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23. Perhaps you should wait until the dinner dishes are done
You know. Just to be courteous. :dilemma:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 09:00 PM
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24. Jeez, some people just want EVERYTHING.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-08 10:00 PM
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25. You've probably saved 10k gallons of water in that time
the nation thanks you.
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