They are going to kick me out of WI....

[mcctatas]

for failing to properly educate the but tutcher about dairy farming. He was watching some godforsaken kids show and they showed a little girl milking a cow, upon seeing this my little angel starts laughing maniacally and says "Mom, that girl just tutched the cow's winkie and it peed in a bucket"...

just shoot me :rofl:

[elshiva]

1. Don't tutch the winkie.

;)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I suppose when you milk a cow,

you are sort of tutching the but. This might be his concern, having been duly chastised by the cat.

[mcctatas]

4. I hope to God you have never milked a cow then...

sorta like tutching the but :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Well, it's kind of in the general neighborhood; more or less the south end

of the cow, even if not the actual but. I don't know how cows react to but tutching, though they apparently don't mind udder tutching.

[kentauros]

16. That's udderly touching

:P

Ya know, "but tutching" looks like "butchering" or "butching" to a dyslexic...

[VenusRising]

3. "The but tutcher"

:rofl:

Everything else...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm cryin' ovah here!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

5. Somehow the thought of drinking milk isn't so appealing right now.

[TZ]

6. Don't tutch the winkie!

:rofl:
Your child is hilarious.....

[KitchenWitch]

7. You realize that poor creature (your child) will probably end up in therapy!

:P

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

8. Just keeping the family tradition alive...

;)

[vard28]

9. Just tell him

it's really okay, that's just the udder end.

[supernova]

11. You might be raising the first man-child

to grow up and willingly not want to touch boobs.

:P

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

21. Or will be udderly confused about where the boobs are...

;)

[supernova]

12. Dupe

[coyotespaw]

13. Is getting kicked out of Wisconsin really that bad of a thing?

:hide:

[Connonym]

17. hey now!

:-P

[mcctatas]

19. So sayeth the asshat from Iowa!

;)

[coyotespaw]

20. hell, I was drafted here to class up the joint...

[mcctatas]

22. What was that they called lindey englund...

low hanging fruit? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

28. Hey!

:rofl:

RL

[latebloomer]

14. Your kid cracks me up!

I like his observations about life.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

23. You want him?

he's housebroken;)

[latebloomer]

25. Argh! No thanks!

I've got two teens- I know what lies ahead!

(Though I must say they're pretty good kids).

[Pierre.Suave]

15. HAHA

now thats funny...

[mwooldri]

18. Why are they going to kick you out of the Women's Institute?

http://www.thewi.org.uk/

[XemaSab]

24. .

:rofl:

[DainBramaged]

26. Winkie haz a winkie??

[Jamastiene]

27. Are you sure you didn't get some of my DNA

when you made your kid? Sounds just like my smart ass self when I was a kid. You have the coolest kid. :rofl: