Study: 3 Cups of Coffee a Day May Shrink Women's Breasts

[NJmaverick]

DRINKING just three cups of coffee a day can make women's breasts shrink, researchers say.

Nearly 300 women were surveyed about their bust measurements and how many cups of coffee they drank in an average day.

According to the Swedish researchers, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every cup drunk.

They said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts, as about half of women possessed a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," said Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24539922-36398,00.html

[Orsino]

1. But cutting out coffee completely makes them blurry. n/t

[Richardo]

2. Won't 3 cups of coffee result in ruined blouses and scalding?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. We're going to have to start a revolution for the sake of women's breasts.

Let's go down to the Boston harbor and throw all the coffee into the water.

The Boston Teat Party, of course.

[Fleshdancer]

4. They put the best part of the study in the very last paragraph:

It was not all bad news for women, as the researchers also found that regular hits of caffeine could help to cut the risk of breast cancer.

[pitohui]

24. the 2 effects go hand in hand

men who tend to have much smaller breasts for their body weight than women have a 1 in 200 chance of getting breast cancer as opposed to woman's 1 in 9 chance

previous generations of japanese women (who were small bosomed because of diet) had a lower rate of breast cancer than white women (who averaged bigger upstairs)

[Pierre.Suave]

5. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

:P

[MissMillie]

6. can't prove it by me

:shrug:

[demnan]

7. I was going to say that

I drink at least 3 a day and it hasn't worked yet.

[Phentex]

28. same here!

Oh, if it were only so easy...

[OrwellwasRight]

47. Me too!

I see no evidence of shrinkage and I drink A LOT of coffee.

[Drunken Irishman]

44. Yeah, I'm going to have to see some photographic evidence.

;)

[mcctatas]

8. Thank God I'm a coffee drinker then...

I shudder to think what kind of a side show freak I would look like if I hadn't been shrinking them all these years :scared:

[awoke_in_2003]

25. This post is worthless without pics

:)

[NewJeffCT]

29. seconded

absolutely worthless

[mcctatas]

38. pervs!

both of you :spank:

[NewJeffCT]

39. the correct lounge term is Pev, I thought?

or, is that passe now?

[devilgrrl]

9. If coffee shrinks women's breasts - what does it shrink on guys?

:+
:crazy:

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. All thoughts of other women?

[krispos42]

13. Naw, it's COLD that makes shrinkage.

And.....



That's all I'm gonna say.

:-)

[redqueen]

10. Ah whatever.

Nobody sees 'em anyway. :P

[BarenakedLady]

12. Hehehe

Yeah, right.

[Turbineguy]

14. So coffee turns out to be a plot

by Doctors who do boob jobs. Who knew?

[Bake]

15. OMG Ladies!!!! Step away from the coffee pot!!! NOW!!!!

This is terrible!!

Bake

[Missy Vixen]

16. I drink about one cup of coffee a month

This explains EVERYTHING. :scared:

Julie

[old mark]

17. So, if it's decaf ? nt

[MilesColtrane]

18. Hot Chocolate.....It's the right thing to do.

[AlCzervik]

19. i make and finish off a 12 cup decanter every day.

[mike_c]

20. I'm cutting the GF off RIGHT NOW!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

21. My wife does not drink coffee and never has.

:think:

I guess that explains it!!

[Skittles]

34. what did you say before you edited, madinmaryland?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS :D

[geomon666]

22. Ha! Now you know what we mean when us guys talk about shrinkage.

Yeah....

[Guava Jelly]

23. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh the Humanity!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. I drink no coffee, but you wouldn't know it to look at me.

:P

[BlueIris]

27. Three cups of coffee per day can also prevent Parkinson's. I'll take that effect over larger bust

any day.

[Bucky]

31. I dunno, wouldn't a large breasted woman with Parkinson's be shakin' 'em all the time?

:)

[Bucky]

30. Du-uh. That's why you're supposed to put the creamer in---to fill those puppies back up.

You think the Michelin Tire Man doesn't have to fill up on jello every couple of days?

[GirlinContempt]

32. Good

I'll up my intake to 12

[Rising Phoenix]

33. I am living proof that is NOT true!

If it was true, would I be spending 9 grand on a breast reduction

[krispos42]

43. Damn.

:wow:



I always thought you had an attractive face and a nice smile. But you have a lot of icing to put on the cake! :-)

[zbdent]

35. You'd think that, after the first cup, she'd tell you to quit pouring that scalding

hot shit on her chest ...

[Madrone]

36. Well THAT explains it.

x(

[Eurobabe]

37. Jeez, I wondered what made my boobs get so huge...

I gave up coffee 4 years ago!! :rofl: :rofl:

[Generic Brad]

40. Hold the phone!

Are you suggesting that if I drink two more cups of coffee a day I will no longer have man boobs? Or is this "women's only" science?

[Zookeeper]

41. I guess I have coffee to thank for keeping my...

breasts small and perky. :P

[cynatnite]

42. I sure as hell wish I'd known that in high school. n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

45. Oh, only if you have the gene

Otherwise, the well endowed will keep on being endowed...

[smalll]

46. In related news, the Plastic Surgeon General issues a warning --

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/plastic_surgeon_general_warns_of

[nadine_mn]

48. holy shit - I better keep drinking coffee...otherwise

I might tip over if they are this size after my coffee pot a day habit

hmmmm apparently coffee shrinks boobs but makes your ass huge

[KitchenWitch]

49. Nope, mine have not shrunk.

If anything they are getting bigger...

[Enthusiast]

50. It ain't working on my wife.

We roast our own beans and grind it fresh every morning. She wants to have breast reduction surgery. I'm against it.

Actually her breasts are so heavy they affect her posture. One time, a few years ago, she was walking and dieting and got down to 125 pounds. Her breasts were like little tea cup beauties, lol. All of her weight gains go straight to her breasts.