Found it! In case anybody else is looking for the Monster Flag Pin of Doom

[LeftyMom]

I do believe this is it:

http://thepatrioticwife.com/category_1/Patriotic-Jewelry.htm

Happy Halloween! :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

1. OMFG!

hold me :scared:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Such displays of Jingoism need to be tempered with Compazine suppositories

to counteract the nausea.

[mcctatas]

4. wow kitchy

the first time I have ever seen Jingoism and suppositories in the same sentence! You are a master wordsmith :yourock:

[KitchenWitch]

5. It is truly a gift!

:P

[billyoc]

3. "It will take your BREATH away!"

(especially walking up stairs) :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. One is prompted to quote Dr. Johnny Fever

"You're The Emblem Of, The Land I Love"
You have never seen a larger, more amazing piece of jewelry!
This enormous pin measures approx. 6 in. length x 3 1/4 in. width.
It will take your breath away!



"Sorta takes away my will to live."

[Connonym]

7. wow

the word tacky does not suffice. The low-rent Republicans sure like cheap sparkly shit don't they?

[LostinVA]

8. God bless America!

:patriot:

You must post pictures of your costume.

[Tom Kitten]

9. I like the red white and blue peace symbol though n/t

[unsavedtrash]

10. Scary seeing that first thing in the morning. Now John Prine is playing over and over in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qE2vJdDw4

While digesting Reader’s Digest
In the back of a dirty book store
A plastic flag with gum on the back
Fell out on the floor.
Well,I picked it up and ran outside
And slapped it on my window shield.
And If I could see ol’ Betsy Ross
I’d tell her how good I feel.

But, you flag decal won’t get you
Into Heaven anymore.
They’re already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now Jesus don’t like Killin’
No matter what the reasons for.
And your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore.

Well,I went to the Bank this morning
And the cashier said to me
If you join the Christmas Club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free.
I didn’t mess a round a bit
I took him up on what he said
And stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife’s forehead.

But, you flag decal won’t get you
Into Heaven anymore.
They’re already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now Jesus don’t like Killin’
No matter what the reasons for.
And your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore.

Well,I got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn’t see
So I ran my car upside a curb and right into a tree
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead,
And I’ll never understand
Why the man,
Standing in the Pearly Gates said…

But your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore,
We’re already overcrowded from your dirty little war
Now Jesus don’t like killin’
No matter what the reasons for.
And your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore.

[Bertha Venation]

11. site won't open for me --

all i see is a green background that looks like bad 70s wallpaper and reminds me of the shag carpeting we had when i was a kid.

[yy4me]

16. Ditto n/t

[BarenakedLady]

17. Same here.

[JackBeck]

12. 10 seconds into this Larry King clip. Georgette Mosbacher. 'Nuff said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzkmZ-a_zck

[kath]

15. Oy. That pin is truly barfatrocious. And the 60s bouffant harido -- EEK!

[redqueen]

18. Yikes.

[DS1]

13. That site makes me stabby

So many stupid little gadgets timing out to load, you can't even get to the content because of fucking accuweather and free.timezone BULLSHIT



Wingers suck at website. Fact.

[kath]

14. "This enormous pin measures approx. 6 in. length x 3 1/4 in. width." OMFG. It's HUGH!!1!1

[krispos42]

19. And they don't say where it was made

Translation: respecting a conservative American tradition and the current conservative free-market/globalization idealology, it's made by slave labor.

[fizzgig]

20. fugly fugly fugly

good gods