October 17, 2089: Where will your offspring be?

[leeroysphitz]

[mcctatas]

1. They will have been raptured up to heaven....

duh! ;)

[leeroysphitz]

2. :slaps forhead: Silly me...

:)

[billyoc]

3. Reeducation camp.

with yours. :hi:

[billyskank]

4. Offspring?

:rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

10. You never know. You could be involved in a freak mass cloning accident.

Where do you think Swedish people come from?

[billyskank]

12. If I were cloned, then technically they would be my siblings.

Not my offspring. They would be offspring of my parents.

[hobbit709]

16. Same here!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Proudly gutting Republicans and other conservative genetic garbage with your kids,

after I become president in 2032 and make hunting anyone with the deficient gene that causes Republicanism/Conservatism legal, so as to try to 1) breed it out of the human gene pool, and 2) provide some hilarious fun as tough talking freepers are continually shown to be the pants-pissing cowards they are.

Unfortunately, the high-level of fear hormones makes their flesh inedible.

[charlie and algernon]

6. Leading the Human delegation at the Earth-Xanadu summit on Mars

[leeroysphitz]

8. Sounds prestigious. Congrats!

You will be so proud. :)

[trof]

7. In assisted living? If she makes it to 118.

Which, given future advances in medicine, she might.
:shrug:
Why do you ask?

[LeftyMom]

9. Gluing his few wispy remianing hairs into liberty spikes, so he can go hit on the care home nurses.

:eyes:

[Nikia]

11. I hope that he will be a still healthy and active older gentleman

There is still about a month before he will probably be born though.
Is it too early to hope for that though?

[HEyHEY]

13. Fighting for oil on another planet!

[no name no slogan]

14. Nonexistant, hopefully

[tigereye]

15. he'll be almost 100. That's bizarre to think about, isn't it?

Maybe he'll make it to 2100! Seeing in two centuries would probably be cool.

[cynatnite]

17. Carrying my remains around in a shoebox. n/t

[DarkTirade]

18. Cyberspace.

I intend to spawn a race of artificial intelligences.