Eleven completely random questions.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1) Where do you live?

2) At what time of day is your home empty?

3) Where do you keep your valuables?

4) In a safe?

5) What is the combination?

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area?

7) Does your home have an alarm system?

8) Do you have any dogs?

9) How do they feel about strangers?

10) What type of food distracts them?

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time?

[flvegan]

1. Let's see

1) Where do you live?

Florida, the "shoot first, say 'freeze' second" state

2) At what time of day is your home empty?

Random times.

3) Where do you keep your valuables?

Back closet of the dog room

4) In a safe?

Nope

5) What is the combination?

See #4

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area?

Yes

7) Does your home have an alarm system?

Yes

8) Do you have any dogs?

Yes, 12. 8 of which are of the oft-mailigned "dangerous breed" category

9) How do they feel about strangers?

Dislike if I'm not around, and with great hostility

10) What type of food distracts them?

The mailman tosses hot dog pieces

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time?

I'm sure that the sheriff's coroners office is probably average

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. *Crosses flvegan's home off the "list"*

[LeftyMom]

2. I don't need a dog, a safe, or an alarm system.

I have the first respondent. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Okey dokey

1. Downstairs

2. At those times that all residents are away.

3. In a bank.

4. In a bank safe.

5. I particularly like liverwurst with Swiss Cheese and onions.

6. No

7. No

8. No.

9. They do not exist, ergo your question is epistemologically ignorant.

10. Another epistemologically ignorant question.

11. Since you gave no parameters as to what those numbers mean on that scale, let me say "1" and leave it to you to risk whether I mean "1" or "10" by your standards.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Listen here buster....

I know this is the lounge and all, but mentioning an episiotomy borders on medical advice, and that is against the rules.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Pfagh. Fuckin' masticator. Probably masticate with your sister, too.

:eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Mastodon? Sister?

You callin' my sister fat?

[mcctatas]

5. Let's see....

1. In a house
2. Intermittently
3. What are these "valuables" you speak of?
4. see above
5. see above above
6. I have a nosy neighbor, does that count?
7. No, but it does have a sticker that claims I have an alarm system
8. I have a killer Siamese cat with a long history of traumatic events which make him unpredictable;)
9. As long as they don't tutch the but he is fine
10. shrimp
11. Depends on which one is driving...

[av8rdave]

8. Random answers

1) Where do you live? London Broil

2) At what time of day is your home empty? Four out of five dentists recommend Crest.

3) Where do you keep your valuables? "Chatauqua" is actually a Native American word that translates loosely as "bag tied in the middle."

4) In a safe? Upper abdominal pain accompanied by a yellowish tint to the skin can be indicative of liver malfunction.

5) What is the combination? WD-40 was originally developed for the space program.

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area? Blueberries are high in potassium.

7) Does your home have an alarm system? Tomatoes are actually a fruit, but are classified as a vegetable by the Federal Trade Commission.

8) Do you have any dogs? Baptists never make love standing up.

9) How do they feel about strangers? They don't want anyone to think they're dancing.

10) What type of food distracts them? Seek immediate medical attention if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time? I live in a city, not a town.


I TOLD you they would be random answers.

[bigwillq]

9. Here goes:

1) Where do you live?
Connecticut

2) At what time of day is your home empty?
Mid-afternoon


3) Where do you keep your valuables?
All over the house

4) In a safe?
No

5) What is the combination?
8675309


6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area?
No


7) Does your home have an alarm system?
No


8) Do you have any dogs?
One


9) How do they feel about strangers?
Don't really like them


10) What type of food distracts them?
Chicken or cow bones

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time?
6

[skygazer]

10. My, what interesting and random questions!

1) Where do you live?

233 Beechnut Ave. Batshit, CA. It's the green house with white trim on the corner. :hi:

2) At what time of day is your home empty?

Oh, it's empty all day. Which is sort of a bummer because my front door lock is broken. :(

3) Where do you keep your valuables?

Oh, all around. I have a great jewellry collection. Do you like jewellry? That's in my room. And the art in the living room. Oh, and my antique furniture...

4) In a safe?

I do have a safe! What a clever question! And it's really cool 'cos it's hidden behind the Picasso in the den. Sneaky, huh? ;)

5) What is the combination?

I was sneaky about that. It's the numbers of my address backwards!

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area?

What's that? :dunce:

7) Does your home have an alarm system?

No, I don't like them. They go off all the time and that's a bother. x(

8) Do you have any dogs?

I have two Beagles. :bounce:

9) How do they feel about strangers?

Oh, they love strangers. I keep them kenneled in the back though so it's kind of inconvenient to get to them if I'm not home.

10) What type of food distracts them?

Any type - they're Beagles! :P

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time?

You know, I don't think they're real good at that stuff. And I don't even know their number. :)

[SOteric]

12. Random Answers:

1) Where do you live?

1313 Mockingbird Lane, Seattle, WA 98666

2) At what time of day is your home empty?

Every day from 12:00 a.m. to 2:30 a.m. every single occupant of the house is out.

3) Where do you keep your valuables?

In the basement, next to 'Spot's' pet bed.

4) In a safe?

Oh no. Spot keeps them safe enough.

5) What is the combination?

N/A

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area?

I used to watch the neighbours from time to time, but they're so gruesome I really can't stand to look at them any more.

7) Does your home have an alarm system?

There's a strange bird that comes out of the clock in the front parlour from time to time with a wise-ass comment.

8) Do you have any dogs?

Only during a full moon. The rest of the time he's a perfectly normal little boy.

9) How do they feel about strangers?

He loves them best. Especially during a full moon.

10) What type of food distracts them?

Strangers.

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time?

The local constabulary? They respond fast enough, but they run away screaming the minute I answer the door. Useless lot.

[AlCzervik]

13. my answers

1. right here

2. never

3. one person's trash is another valuables?

4. I have a man safe aka Cheney repository

5. cheese and crackers

6. yup

7. yup

8. i will unleash them, yes i will

9. with candy or without?

10. pie

11. rapid.

[mwooldri]

14. Answers

1) Where do you live? At home, in a dump.

2) At what time of day is your home empty? Never.

3) Where do you keep your valuables? What valuables?

4) In a safe? What safe?

5) What is the combination? Combination what?

6) Do you live in a neighborhood watch area? Yeah, our neighbours watch us.

7) Does your home have an alarm system? We are very alarmed at this line of questioning.

8) Do you have any dogs? Yes.

9) How do they feel about strangers? She loves them.

10) What type of food distracts them? Meat.

11) On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your town police department in terms of response time? Never had to call the police. All our neighbours are well armed.

[fNord]

15. some random answers

1) right here

2) never, there is stuff here even when i'm not

3) in my underwear, doesn't everybody?

4) no, see #3

5) some times you just have to smile

6) yha, buncha perverts

7) yha, and its furry and blind

8) see #8

9) I'm not sure she can tell the difference any more

10) type of food?

11) I don't think cops are welcome in my town

[fizzgig]

16. here ya go

1) in a van down by the river

2) 9:27 a.m. to 11:02 a.m.

3) in the cat

4) no

5) nachos and onion rings

6) the rats take care of that

7) look above

8) i said look above

9) tasty!

10) strangers

11) those rats are damn quick

[quakerboy]

17. I'lll play

1) in my home

2) rarely, as I am a homebody with a completely different schedule week to week and an unemployed wife

3) Valubles? Surely you jest. me, have valubles? I do keep a spare bottle of shampoo under the bathroom sink, and a half a roll of quarters on my desk, if that helps

4) I have one. I keep my passport, by collection of wheatback pennies, and a pin I got for graduating kindergarten in there with an Acorn that I got at my GMAs funeral

5) The keypad is gone, so I guess it would be up, down, down, side, bottom on the little electric buttons that are exposed.

6) Not sure, but I doubt it. the neighborhood kids generaly are outside playing loudly at practically all times of the day though

7) define alarm system. I will give a tentative no

8) nope

9) N/A

10) N/A

11) Decent but not outstanding. Probably between 6-9, depending on how lucky you are(eg, do they happen to have a patrol nearby, which does happen pretty regularly here)