What happens to Freepers

[dgibby]

when they see their shadows?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. they don't have shadows

since they are simple, one-celled, transparent beings

[hobbit709]

2. They panic

Thinking that a terraist is after them, they do a Chicken Little and run screaming in steadily decreasing circles.

[Lyric]

3. They ask Mom to turn off the basement light.

[elshiva]

4. Vampires don't have shadows, right?

:shrug: Now, I am insulting vampires, sorry.

[DS1]

5. They wonder what those quiet darkies want with them

[Incitatus]

6. They can't see them.

They were told by Rush that they don't have shadows. So even though they may be staring right at them, as far as they are concerned, they don't exist.

[Lady Freedom]

7. They get...

[krispos42]

8. After changing their undies...

They'd go to FreeperLand and brag about how they, a 6'3" virile slab of ex-recon-Marine muscle, single-handedly broke the necks of a dozen latte-drinking Volvo-driving brie-and-arugula-eating candy-assed hippie oommie vegetarian tree-hugging peaceniks with a single roundhouse pimp-slap.