Which smiley would you like banned?

[Renew Deal]

:)
:-)
x(
:-(
:(
;-)
;)
:o
:D
}(
;(
:P
:9
:*
:+
:7
B-)
O8)
:evilfrown:
:evilgrin:
:hippie:
:party:
:toast:
:bounce:
:mad:
:puke:
:eyes:
:smoke:
:think:
:crazy:
:silly:
:wtf:
:argh:
:freak:
:dunce:
:hangover:
:nopity:
:hurts:
:boring:
:spank:
:wow:
:beer:
:grr:
:nuke:
:scared:
:thumbsdown:
:thumbsup:
:hi:
:dem:
:kick:
:shrug:
:puffpiece:
:loveya:
:donut:
:tinfoilhat:
:hug:
:grouphug:
:cry:
:pals:
:headbang:
:yourock:
:banghead:
:dilemma:
:blush:
:rant:
:sarcasm:
:woohoo:
:applause:
:hide:
:popcorn:
:rofl:
:spray:
:patriot:
:yoiks:
:bluebox:
:redbox:
:graybox:
:daily:
:weekly:
:tv:
:radio:
:web:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. This one:

:sarcasm:


If you don't get obvious sarcasm, I'm under no obligation to draw you a diagram, you halfwit dolt.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

:hide:

[DS1]

9. but I love that one!

[last_texas_dem]

16. Nah, DU would implode with the elimination of that smiley

There are too many otherwise intelligent posters on this site who just really don't seem to be able to detect (unlabeled) sarcasm (or else pretend not to for the sake of starting conflicts; I don't know...).

[LynzM]

3. The puking one...

I hate puking, even in smiley form!

Just let me keep :) and :bounce: and :hug: and :loveya:, that's pretty much all I ever use anyway!

[snailly]

25. Yep

It makes me gag. ugh

[NJmaverick]

4. I would like the first dozen of them updated

[Renew Deal]

7. With what?

Are those outdated or something?

[NJmaverick]

11. Yes they are badly outdated. Here are some examples

DU Cheesy smile- :D

Modern Cheesy smile-


DU sad- :-(

Modern Sad-

DU wink- ;-)

Modern wink-

[Renew Deal]

12. You kids

and your new fangled smiley's

[NJmaverick]

5. I would like the first dozen of them updated

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. this one

:hide:

[Lyric]

8. The toilet one. I mean really--WTF?

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

14. I hate that one!

:hurts:

and the word you type is HURTS? I mean c'mon

[mainegreen]

10. The clown one.

I don't like the clown smiley.

[jobycom]

21. Thhpppffft!

[DS1]

13. I want this one added

[last_texas_dem]

15. This one

:eyes:

Some DUers just loooove him, but I think he's a smarmy little prick!

[TroglodyteScholar]

17. I agree...

And some people tend to make posts with nothing but this smiley in the body. Why not do us all a favor and just not post anything at all?

[last_texas_dem]

26. Yeah

In fact, I think that may be the way I've seen the smiley most often used. Well, except for maybe the posts where it accompanies "Thank you for your concern" comments. That's probably its most common usage!

[elshiva]

18. What does this one mean?

Someone called it a "horny smilie." Is that right?}(

[mcctatas]

19. as with most smilies...

it depends on how you use it...

[elshiva]

20. Is it a horny smilie?

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[Generic Brad]

22. The last eight

It takes great effort to figure out how to use them.

[Solon]

27. Oh, you find a way...

:bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::bluebox::graybox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:
:graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox::graybox:
:redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox::redbox:

[Generic Brad]

28. I am in awe of your creativity and patience!

All hail, Solon! God of the Smilies!!!!

[Solon]

30. Thanks...

I made that a long time ago, once I got the dimensions down, it was relatively easy to make. Though seeing the words "redbox" "bluebox" and "graybox" all throughout a post sort of made me blurry eyed. :)

[elshiva]

29. WOW!

:toast: :hug: :)

[billyoc]

23. Sarcasm.

Sarcasm tags are for idiots.

[graywarrior]

24. I want to rofl smiley moved to the top

[Dr. Strange]

31. This one seems vaguely suggestive and doesn't really serve a purpose: