Greatest DU Thread Ever?

[MrScorpio]

Pick any

[mainegreen]

1. CALL CONGRESS Right Fucking Now!!!!

I liked that one best.

[harmonicon]

13. which one?

you have 86,497 to choose from. Oh, while we're on the topic, I heard that Pelosi is taking calls about impeachment RIGHT NOW!!! CALL!!!!!

Yeah, I never once called either.

[JVS]

29. There was an original.

[MrCoffee]

46. RIP Tyler Durden

He hated that thread.

[PassingFair]

2. Olive Garden.

Couldn't eat there now if you paid me.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

49. There were two complimentary Olive Garden threads.

One good one. One better one.

I should know, I was a major player.

[PeaceNikki]

3. WAY before my time, but someone linked it once and I bookmarked.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x818212

[Blue_Tires]

10. wow

how did i EVER miss that classic thread? i was on DU at the time and don't remember it

[Quantess]

27. That thread has a lot of TS's

I lost count at 7

[fizzgig]

40. i'd forgotten about that

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

48. I'd forgotten about that one!

Classic! :rofl:

[TZ]

4. Don't tutch the but.

I know thats newer but to me...thats the very best!

[Danger Mouse]

5. For me, nothing will ever top the douchebag thread.

[jakefrep]

15. Agreed

Although, if the Lounge had invaded the Bitch Slap thread in GD a few days ago, it could have been close.

[jobycom]

6. Oscar is the only correct answer, but does anyone remember the "What Would Jesus Drive?" thread?

That one even got commented on by the national media.

[Maraya1969]

32. Oscar thread link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

[jobycom]

38. Thanks. Just in case anyone has missed the brilliance. nt

[flvegan]

7. The "what not to say during 'Passion of the Christ'" thread.

I was lurking at the time, and I was rolling at that one.

[PeaceNikki]

9. That was my choice, too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8169467&mesg_id=8169475

[smalll]

8. The "I don't drink with you!" thread. /nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. In My Opinion The Funniest Thread Always Has Been And Always Will Be The Following One:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

The douchebag thread was a hilarious one too though.

[harmonicon]

14. that's fantastic

[auntAgonist]

23. agreed ... and for as many times as I have looked at that , I just

now noticed that he spelled tombstone wrong! :rofl:


so much for REALLY paying attention.

aA
kesha

[meegbear]

30. Best. Thread. Ever.

[Wetzelbill]

37. Walt Starr-- famous for coining the term "Enronomics."

and for calling out Skinner and getting granite cookied. :)

[Left Brain]

51. omg Walt Starr

Love that!

[bluesbassman]

12. Sniffa's "My neighbor is very, very, very angry with me" thread.

Warning: Do not read while drinking coffee unless you have a spare keyboard.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3030601

[TennesseeDem]

26. I don't know what's the best part about that thread...

The actual story or the original post and the responses he gives with all the "L"s capitalized.

[jonnyblitz]

33. "why don't you piss in your toilet? what brooks run through

Boston?" :rofl:

I have been to that apt and there IS a brook that runs by it, in Quincy, a suburb of Boston. He has since moved...

[jobycom]

39. Well, it's not Oscar worthy, but Sniffa's real-life threads are some of the best reading here!

Assuming they are real life--and if they are not, cudos to creative brilliance.

[FloridaJudy]

16. The poster who claimed to have been mugged

While doing Community Service in a museum with no art. That one was beyond surreal.

[Danger Mouse]

21. Lobster Martini!!

[NanceGreggs]

17. Sorry, guys ...

... and the award for Best Thread Evah goes to "Freeper Jeopardy Questions".

[Pierre.Suave]

18. Probably one of mine...

:P

[edbermac]

19. Mamie Van Doren singing in the shower.

Posted by the fabulous Mr S himself! Hubba hubba!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s2we_mamie-van-doren-hey-mama_music

[MrScorpio]

20. At least someone else admits to Mamie Van Doren love

It's a good world to be in

[lizzieforkerry]

22. Du this PBS poll on Palin, NOW!!! 49%-49%!!111!!!!!

[Generic Brad]

24. The photo shopped McCain

Found here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7479912

[FloridaJudy]

25. OMG, YES!!!!

Bookmark it! That one's going down in DU history.

This one was memorable as well (the ultimate meta-thread): http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=858649

[Lucy Goosey]

44. That meta-thread is brilliant.

A true laugh-until-tears-stream-down-my-face thread for me.

[PVnRT]

28. We Are All Will Pitt

Not laugh out loud funny, but one of the first classics (August 2001).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=3122&forum=DCForumID35&archive=yes

Yes, even in 2001, everyone here bullied the moderates away. I'm wondering how dumb I was in that I had been here for four months and yet didn't know what the little flame next to the posts meant.

[Dr. Strange]

31. Two of my personal favorites were disintegrated.

Conference Call in 15 Minutes with Me

and

If someone repeatedly asks for threads to be locked and alerts on people all the time...

[TZ]

34. Actually this one is pretty good..I think you missed it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=4729940#4730893


a madinmaryland classic!

[Wetzelbill]

35. I am partial to JeffR's Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08 thread that first launched my campaign nt

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3364192

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

36. Speak'n o' favorites, where's Zoza's Mom?

:hi:

[Bossy Monkey]

41. "My name is Steven Joseph Vincent"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2587059&mesg_id=2587059
Now if you'd said "Best DU Lounge Thread," that would be a different question entirely.:)

[LNM]

42. The one where Jesus Christ answered questions.

Anybody got that one?

[Bossy Monkey]

43. I can do that

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x106088
Oddly, googling
I am the son of god ask me anything democratic underground
didn't get it, but
I am the son of god "ask me anything" "democratic underground"
did.

Go figure.

[LNM]

45. That's it!

:applause:

Thanks, I love that one. Too bad Jesus got Tombstoned. You'd think he could just roll it away.

[Mad_Dem_X]

47. I'm going with McCain Photoshop

That thread has me almost peeing my pants with laughter.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

50. I'm fond of the cartoon penguin thread.

The Mooninites bomb threat saw a lot of good material, altough it was pretty scattered throughout several threads.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

52. Oscar votes for "Where's my keys?"

nothingshocksmeanymore!