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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:18 AM
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I said it before and I'll say it again : the best thing about dog farts is
that at least I don't heave to track down and clean up whatever is making that awful smell!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:18 AM
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1. That might be the ONLY good thing about them
congrats for figuring it out!
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:21 AM
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2. With 4 cats and 2 dogs, it's really a relief when you smell something and
turn around to find a dog sleeping on the floor behind you!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 07:24 AM
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3. Speaking of dog farts...
(Stop me if you've heard this already...)

Little Henry was taking this girl out for the first time and waiting for her in the living room with her parents, and ther family dog was sleeping by his chair.

The chili he had for lunch was welling up inside of him and he could barely hold in the gas. finally, he had to let a little one go.

"Spot!" Yelled the mother.

"Great, he thought, they're blaming it on the dog." And he let a squeaker through.

"Spot!"

"Still blaming it on the dog," he thought, and let out a great honking blast.

"Spot! Will you move before this guy shits on you!"

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