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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 09:49 AM Original message |
Arrghh! I accidently opened the door to Jehovah Witnesses! |
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UndertheOcean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
1. You know that Monty Python sqit where the sexy lady collects milkmen in her attic |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
2. Tell them they're just in time for the sacrificial rites. |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:03 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I couldn't believe the elderly woman was dragging her poor husband around with her. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
3. Their entire raison d'etre is end times |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. It's been quite a few years since I'd last talked to one. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:33 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I used to be one |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 12:18 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. That's very similar to the fundie church |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
5. Try to convert them to JENOVA'S Witnessess |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 11:55 AM Response to Reply #5 |
15. Jenova creeped me out... |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-15-08 09:26 AM Response to Reply #15 |
24. At least there are good skits from it |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
6. I think House had the perfect answer |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:13 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. I love House! |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. sing them Happy Birthday |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
10. Well, at least JWs stay out of politics. That is, |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 10:42 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Heh, that's funny |
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SidneyCarton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
13. Tell them you're a Mormon... |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
14. "I didn't know there'd been an accident!" (n/t) |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. I'm not religious, but I have no problems with the door-to-door types |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. A couple of Christmases ago my door bell rang in the morning |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
19. I usually like talking to them. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 01:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. lol @ recording them |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. "freindly goat" |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 01:51 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Ha! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-14-08 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
20. I usually tell em I'm a secular humanist and they just look confused... |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-15-08 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
25. Lately, I'm of the mind that... |
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ChickMagic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-15-08 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
26. I opened the door to a couple of those |
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