ARRRRGGGGgggggHHHH!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Is there anything more annoying and stupid than leaf blowers?

[AlCzervik]

1. Sarah Palin.

[DS1]

2. Sarah Palin leaf blowing

while John McCain talks into his megaphone outside your house going "How about that job she's doing, HAH?!?" "Great job, HAH!" and Track Palin is running around your house banging pots together while Bristol is trying to send you naked cellphone pics of herself to your home phone number to get you arrested as a sex offender.

[billyskank]

3. But she is blowing the leaves into Putin's face.

Because Alaska has a maritime border with the Soviet Union, don't you know?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Technically, so does Mississippi

but that don't make ice brown, or freeze the bayou, do it?

[DS1]

7. And because of this, there's a tactical nuke headed your way, sewn

inside Billy May's body, so he can be remote detonated after Putin has had his fill of listening to Mays try sell you a case of OxyClean through the radio.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Thank goodness

I knew Billy was good for something, other than earwax removal

[billyskank]

9. Not me, I understand.

;)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Mos def, not you... Billy Mays

an American icon of late night infomercials... he screams with excitement over every new product

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. yeah, that's bad

and your TV is stuck on Faux... and they are interviewing Paulson and Bush

[rug]

5. Leaf fluffers.

[lizziegrace]

11. The bass booming from the house next door

and my windows and storm windows are CLOSED. x(

It's gonna be a long winter.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. fo shizzle! 2 hours later.... AGAIN

he is doing it AGAIN