Wine help please. Pretty lame,actually.

[lildreamer316]

All I have in the house is this Pinot Noir that my cousins gave me. It SUCKS. I want to drink it anyway. Is there anything I can mix into it to make it more palatble?
I have:
Grape juice
Seltzer water
Chardonnay (just a very small amount)
Cranberry-Pomegranate juice
Grenadine

I know this is a crime. I don't care; I'd like to get a small buzz. I already finished off my good Cab.

Help?

Thanks!

[siligut]

1. Pinot Noir tends to be sweet.

I say go with the seltzer water, like a spritzer.

[lildreamer316]

2. MMkay.

Trying now.


Eh. That lightened it up, but now I have bitter.

Trying with a bit of juice.


Okay, that's workable, I think.


Thanks!

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3. go to your neighbor and borrow a cup (or two or the bottle) of vodka, then make a pinotini...

extra dry pinotini:

- 2 shots vodka.
- splash of shitty pinot noir.
- shake over ice, skip the olive

repeat until the pinot noir bottle is empty...

[lildreamer316]

4. Now wouldn't that be nice.

Screw the pinot; just give me the vodka. :)

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5. ah! you are like me then...

better drink:

- borrow a bottle of vodka from neighbor.
- pour shitty pinot noir down the sink, discard bottle in recycle bin.
- pour vodka over ice. enjoy...


:)

[lildreamer316]

6. Ahhhhhh. That sounds SO nice.

Maybe tommorrow...if we have the money...sigh.
:)

[Withywindle]

7. What brand of pinot noir?

Just so I never buy it (for you or anyone).