Match Game Dada: "The Eiffel Tower was leaning so far bunny-ward, Angry Ed ___ bloated weasel."

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Embroider the blank with ten or more honest marxists.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The Eiffel Tower was leaning so far bunny-ward, Angry Ed

became engorged. He had learned that his effusive, plangent pumpkins had ululated phantasmagorically throughout the satin gramophone, but a coruscating entourage of cachectic but honest Bulgarians suddenly transubstantiated in his Peugeot as he waxed his anemone, leaving him staring uncomprehendingly at his invisible aunt's bloated weasel.

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2. That's headboard!!

:thumbstrotsky:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I evanesce your beetle.

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8. doorskipper!

[Shiver]

3. Bunny-ward?

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4. Yes. It's toothpasty!

[meegbear]

5. Angry Ed flossed bloated weasel

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. reminded one aromatically of a

:)

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9. You and meegbear are on the right track, but not quite there - 10 words or more is the rule.

And the theme this time is dada.

But, you're doing well!! Keep going!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. hopped in his chrysler and drove 500 miles

from restaurant to restaurant, looking for a big plate of hot...

[DS1]

11. okay

The Eiffel Tower was leaning so far bunny-ward,

Angry Ed was not who he said
For after the incident in which he mislead
The mobsters were after him, or his head
He snuck away, under cover of the Fed

It wasn't long in to this tome
that the mob found his home
and rather have a few bullets
ringing through his dome

Angry Ed fled the scene
Wary of being seen
His gig was up
And so was his luck

Pretty girl Allie soon came to his aid
As well as a bodyguard, she made a good maid
When he saw her tits
it when it all to shit

Dear Allie what I can do
he pleaded with truth
He begged and pleaded while filling his flask
She said "shut up, and fuck me in the ass"

He whipped out a condom
already fearing the conundrum
and slipped it in her brown star
who knows exactly how far

He pulled on her hair
just to be fair
She leaned and she screamed
"I love to get reamed"

Angry Ed blew his load
or that's what I've been told
Allie whimpered and moaned
her ass full of choad

Not to be outdone,
he took a photo of her c*nt
started painting on an easel
and said it looks like a




___ bloated weasel.

/Dr. Suess