How will Sarah Palin ruin my day today?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

So, yesterday I told you about having to wait a half hour for police to clear an intersection so Ms. Caribou Barbie could head off to be fellate--err, I mean fetted by $25,000 clien--err, I mean donors. This resulted in my missing of the first pitch of Game 4 of the ALDS between the Tampa Bay Rays and Chicago White Sox.

I am now convinced Governor Palin is out to spoil my personal well-being and happiness for whatever unknown reason. The question is, what else will Sarah Barracuda do to make me miserable? The answer:

Sarah Palin....

[TZ]

1. will breathe/talk

That annoying voice---Aghhhh....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. I think I would have rather her communicate through flute only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0OZ9W2K_z0

[mainegreen]

3. I *always* get stuck behind the bastards who do that at the grocery store.

A person should have the right to crotch-punch people who do that.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Always a pet peeve of mine. nt

[OakCliffDem]

4. Kill a baby seal on video

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Well, she's had good practice with wolves. nt

[Deep13]

7. ...will send Jesus riding a dinosaur to your house.

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. I chose "breathe"

Just knowing of her existance bothers the piss out of me, every day.

[KamaAina]

9. By visiting a plague of Hawai'i Pacific University students on my bus

HPU, you may recall, was the first of the five (or is it six? Kind of like McLoser's houses...) colleges Bible Spice attended, however briefly. This was after she'd been accepted to Hawai'i-Hilo, but was blissfully unaware until she arrived on the Big Island that Hilo receives well over a hundred inches of rain annually, but I digress...

Anyway, her next stop was HPU, which is located right in much drier downtown Honolulu (and was famously caricatured as "Aloha University" in the obligatory Hawai'i episode of Beverly Hills 90210). Trouble is, its student housing is all in Waikiki, about three miles away, and there's no campus shuttle between the two. So each and every afternoon, uncountable hordes of HPU students descend on the #2 or 13 bus at Hotel Street and Fort Street Mall.

Guess whose building is located right off those same #2 and 13 routes??? No, not opihimoimoi's; he's on the other side of the island. Mine! Bible Spice's fellow Sea Warriors pack those buses -- even the long, articulated "accordion" ones -- to the point where I long for the relative peace and quiet of the NYC subway! :grr:

And no, it's not the Clenis' fault. It's Palin's glasses, I tell you -- hereinafter referred to as the "Plasses". :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. All the above.