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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:23 PM Original message |
Jesus Jokes....I need a laugh |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Jesus walks into a hotel, sets three nails down on the counter and asks the clerk... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Nice post, O'Barr. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. That joke's been around long before it was said by any undead gothy avengers. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Fine. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:33 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Don't tutch Jesus' but. |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. I guess I'm not the only drunk one here? n/t |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:51 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I'm not drunk. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:33 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Don't let me scare you off... |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. "If I only had a brain..." |
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keroro gunsou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 11:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
43. jesus... |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'll probably burn in hell for this... |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I know alot of J C jokes |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:34 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Add away... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 03:59 PM Response to Reply #8 |
39. Oh..Sure! |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 12:47 PM Response to Reply #3 |
36. Beer has never caused a major war. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. As Jesus is on the Cross::: |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 10:53 AM Response to Reply #4 |
31. gonna have to play off of that one and say.... |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
5. A parable...along the lines of Daniel in the lions' den |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 09:12 AM Response to Reply #5 |
25. Doubt they keep bull african elephants in zoos. They are too big. I'm just sayin'. |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 10:08 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. doubt it's a true story |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 07:35 PM Response to Reply #27 |
40. I know it was a joke. But when I first read that joke I thought - THEY HAVE AFRICAN BULL ELEPHANTS |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. . |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 12:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
34. I'm going to hell for sure... I just sent this one on to my neighbor... |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-03-08 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. OK heres another one |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
18. Jesus Saves. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 07:22 AM Response to Reply #18 |
24. "Jesus Saves" |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 10:33 AM Response to Reply #18 |
29. The Cross Flash drive. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 11:19 AM Response to Reply #18 |
32. Buddha maxes out his credit cards |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 11:39 PM Response to Reply #18 |
44. Jesus saves -- Moses invests. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
19. I know Jesus. He's my gardener. |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 12:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. Nu-uh |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 07:58 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. No, he works at the Quiznos by the gas station. |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
20. Arguments that Jesus was Black, Jewish, Irish, etc. |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
21. How come women love Jesus? |
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tismyself (501 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 02:51 AM Response to Original message |
22. Jesus loves me but he can't stand you |
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backwoodsbob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 04:44 AM Response to Original message |
23. three men were fishing on a lake |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
26. Why doesn't Jesus ever close the door? |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
28. let me teach you something: |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
30. BFF Jesus |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
33. Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
35. Two visuals and a joke |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
38. Jesus confronts the angry crowd gathered to stone the adulterous woman... |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-04-08 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
41. My favorite visuals |
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